[quote="Mr.X":e2a61][quote="Low spark":e2a61]You might cut them off and send the to a specialist I know in China.

Dr. Yu Ngeed Nu Sacs.[/quote:e2a61]

...hmm...this advice would appear dubious... at best! ....... eek:[/quote:e2a61]
Hey.... his policy if he can't fix him he'll get you a job with the Vienna Boy's Chior.

That policy is patently unsound!

I suspect a stir-fry of "Ninty9s Nuts with Noodle" to be the underlying motivation of this charlatan! oOo:

so you actually do have balls...shocking.

I've been through that before, Ninty....I'm afraid you are suffering from shaft-over-use-syndrome. You must have been having to much fun with pr0n...Now your sacks are fighting back, you have worn them out. They are over rubbed.....Give them a rest for a while, buddy. You'll be fine, as long as your dick doesn't fall off....(Symptom of said syndrome) hake:

[quote="Mr.X":08958]That policy is patently unsound!

I suspect a stir-fry of "Ninty9s Nuts with Noodle" to be the underlying motivation of this charlatan! oOo:[/quote:08958]

I take you had his "Dustin96 Balls & Bangalore Buffet" ,it's all you can eat .

My nuts have been really itchy for the past two weeks? Anybody can relate.

Thanks for the support.

I love you man.

[quote="Bean 2":cee94]My nuts have been really itchy for the past two weeks? Anybody can relate.[/quote:cee94]

I know a resturant that look for some crab legs. Maybe I can hook you up with them.

[quote:adb4c]Thanks for the support.

I love you man. [/quote:adb4c]

No problem, Brother.

This is a harsh web we live in....Gotta look out for each other.

Peace out.

good call bleuachdu

yup...you could say that.

grammar is atrocious...maybe it's a tumor...not maybe its a tumor

ONe time i went to take a dump and i forgot that the toilet seat was down and i sat on my balls....that hurt like a BITCH.

Cool. hake:

you should really rethink what you're doing. Sneaking out of the house about 3am every night to see your wild forest mistress isn't all too healthy for the ol' pecker. I bet that six hour session with the maple tree wouldn't have had your groin screaming for more syrup sex either.

4real, about 3 months ago i had f**kin sore balls for a few days coz i had been sitting down for hours and hours, it was very fuckin painful, like cramp that i couldn't do anything about. not a laughing matter. I hope you're feeling better soon.

I do recommend Mr.X's range of genital products though, very tasty