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Low spark 10-15-2002 08:21 PM

You forgot S&M, my wife and I are into it. She sleeps, I masturbate

ninty 10-15-2002 08:21 PM

But not nearly as often as drunkenness.

Totenkopf 10-15-2002 08:25 PM

LOL...I love the evolution of threads here in off-topic bs. biggrin:

She is acquantinces (sp?) with a few of the girls I have messed around with, and I think of them spoke ill about me. Biznitch! mad:

Drunken, wild baboon like sex sounds good right now, and I know just who to call.....

Low spark 10-15-2002 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
LOL...I love the evolution of threads here in off-topic bs. biggrin:

She is acquantinces (sp?) with a few of the girls I have messed around with, and I think of them spoke ill about me. Biznitch! mad:

Drunken, wild baboon like sex sounds good right now, and I know just who to call.....

Sorry my wife won't me go out anymore, don't bother calling.

Totenkopf 10-15-2002 08:28 PM

LOL..I knew leaving that last sentence open would create some good one-liners.

10-15-2002 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
not really, they can also involve stupidity, and being held at gunpoint.

LMAO!!!

Pyro 10-15-2002 09:03 PM

mmmmm held at gunpoint

Totenkopf 10-15-2002 11:02 PM

That girls boobs look saggy....I hate saggy boobs. hake:

10-15-2002 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I love drunken sex.

that's called rape here cry:

Tripper 10-16-2002 02:34 AM

OooOOOo, stop it guys you're turning me on!

Especially MILLA and his talk of ass-eating....! evil:

Star85 10-16-2002 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I love drunken sex.

that's called rape here cry:

Really?! ed: hake:

10-16-2002 04:41 AM

"the parties are unable to properly give consent"

of course even if the guy's the only drunk one chances are he will end up with the rape charges

Mr.X 10-16-2002 05:30 AM

Re: A first for me.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
I am not trying to sound arrogant, or cocky here, but for the first time in my life, a girl blew me off on a date.

...man, the post starts out how you got blown-off on a date....
I thought it must have been one of the happiest nights of your life...

...erm, sorry about the fellatio-related misunderstanding..... oOo:

Totenkopf 10-16-2002 08:45 AM

Re: A first for me.....
 
[quote="Mr.X":5cb6d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
I am not trying to sound arrogant, or cocky here, but for the first time in my life, a girl blew me off on a date.

...man, the post starts out how you got blown-off on a date....
I thought it must have been one of the happiest nights of your life...

...erm, sorry about the fellatio-related misunderstanding..... oOo:[/quote:5cb6d]

lol, now that has happened before. biggrin:

Milla 10-16-2002 12:52 PM

I was in love twice, got burned twice to not that puppy dog love bull shit, im talking like real love


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