We had an open house to sell our house and there was made realators in our house so me and my sister were out back and she had to shit so bad but i made her laugh and she shit hersself and was to scared to go inside so she sat outside with shit in her droors for like 2 hours lol!! (she was 5 btw) lol

[quote:0c976]BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!!

Thanx, Ed...I needed that. This afternoon seems SOOO long, but obviously, not as long as it must seem for you! HAW HAW![/quote:0c976]

Not really - I just went home, i.e. Home Now. But, thanks anyway.

Re: JUST PISSED ON MYSELF...
 

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":82554]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:82554]


Thats expected coming from you.

What is up with haw haw?

[quote:33f12]Thats expected coming from you.[/quote:33f12]

Ideas of "PISS FANTASIES" and "SHIT-BLOWJOBS" running through your head sickie - well step right up cause I'm your man baby.

And how long is this transitionary phase from MOH to BF1942? I mean are you in mourning over having to divorce from DOA, or do you still pine for the love of WAFFEN SS???

LMAO you the man ed biggrin:

Pissing when you have morning wood can be tricky too (read: bathroom sink).

well...
 

took a duke in my pants on the job site once , sheesh it like someone slipped ExLax in my lunch , wound up having to throw away my Boxers

Its Sucked nipples cause it was cold that day

Never told anyone about this before

Glad to git it off my chest

eek: oOo:

HAHAHA!!! You pissed urself in work. oOo:

[quote:67df7]What is up with haw haw?[/quote:67df7]


Ya know...laughing...haw, hee, giggle...ever laughed before, Vance? oOo:


Zone

Innoxx,
Why do you have a .gif of my girlfriend?

[img]http://w1.410.telia.com/~u41013816/pics/brit.gif[/img]

She's my girlfriend too....... only when i sleep though.

.... try taking a shit in the woods wondering if a bug will crawl up your ass at anytime.

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":302cb][quote:302cb]Thats expected coming from you.[/quote:302cb]

Ideas of "PISS FANTASIES" and "SHIT-BLOWJOBS" running through your head sickie - well step right up cause I'm your man baby.

And how long is this transitionary phase from MOH to BF1942? I mean are you in mourning over having to divorce from DOA, or do you still pine for the love of WAFFEN SS???[/quote:302cb]



I never left DOA yet stupid

Re: well...
 

dude ur like 13 years old