we all know its easier said then done

I NEVER WASTE AN OPPURTUNITY TO WACK OFF.

[quote="Old Reliable":cf4d1]the longest i've gone without is a month, it's not hard[/quote:cf4d1]

its not hard?? dont worry, about 77% of the male population become impotent at some point. biggrin:


I thought the only purpose of candles was to create light. or in some cases give off a scent too if theyre scented candles. so strictly speaking according to those people there would be three reasons for candles oOo:

[quote:51a72]the longest i've gone without is a month, it's not hard [/quote:51a72]

Yeah, but why would you want to....It's not hurting anyone when you pull your peepee.

(Don't even start with those terrible kitten pictures.)

Ever jerk off in the back of a crowded school bus? I was a very misunderstood kid.

either that, or a very sexually abused kid

Uhhh......wow eek:

who here masterbates every day?

Well the missus is heavily pregnant justnow so sex is usually off for a bit what with her being in pain and all, so i tend to wack off every other night, not like clockwork or anything, just on the occassion, unless the missus is around to do things other than sex.

[quote="Captain Bunny":36dc3]either that, or a very sexually abused kid[/quote:36dc3]
No, not the case, my dad was always away (thank you canadian armed forces), and my mom had a heroin addiction. So, my grandparents took care of me most of the time and they are the friendliest people you will ever meet. The problem was that I learned self-pleasure at an early age (9) and I was addicted, sometimes I'd yank the rope 10-15 times a day. So, basically.... yeah I was misunderstood. Hey, I never jerked off in like a month now, I just go to the stripbar and get a lapdance or go to the pub and score some (rarely happens), nothing like a good pole varnishing.

LOL! LMFAO! I'm sorry to laugh at your expense, Innoxx, but I find that story funny....(The Masterbating part)

iv gone one month & 1/2 before, i was depressed & shit. just dint feel like it.

[quote=Innoxx]Not really, my dad was always away (thank you canadian armed forces), and my mom had a heroin addiction. So, my grandparents took care of me most of the time and they are the friendliest people you will ever meet. The problem was that I learned self-pleasure at an early age (9) and I was addicted, sometimes I'd yank the rope 10-15 times a day. So, basically.... yeah I was misunderstood. Hey, I never jerked off in like a month now, I just go to the stripbar and get a lapdance or go to the pub and score some (rarely happens), nothing like a good pole varnishing.[/quote:2b7b0]

those girls in your sig wont exactly help freak:

like that movie with that guy about not getting any for 40 days and 40 nights or whatever

it's not that hard, just go out and eat or soemthing, watch a movie, or sleep