I spit these rhymes, ever flowing so smoothly
just so you dumb pricks with no flow can follow me
it's so sick how I says this shit, hell
even your mom wants to get this dick, bitch check it

werd.

*crosses arms*

OHH SHIT A DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









blood spilled on the flloor paramedics at the door
people just realized what this boy might have done with his life instead of usin' that knife

I've got nothing to say...this thread is fucking gh3y. oOo:



Zone

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":ea100]I was sliding to third and I felt a JUICY terd, DIERREHA!!!

DIERREHA![/quote:ea100]

i think its "I was sliding INTO third and i felt a juicy terd, dierreha...n00b

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...diahrreah!!

The Superbowl is gay
the superbowl is gay
Its so fucking gay
SUPERBOWL
SUPERBOWL
SUPERBOWL...is gay...
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Re: Homemade Rhymes
 

[quote="Maj. Winters":8edd9]Post your homemade rhymes you made up here. Here's my submission:


It's hard to know who's good or not, who's good or who smokes pot, who's great n' who's not. Look I use to hang with 'dis lot smoked from the age of ten, not even men. Just felt they musta stood out, cuz look out, the bats out, If I was you I'd get a vest, an invest in somethin to protect ya head an neck.
-Winters[/quote:8edd9]

lol your ten and talking about pot lol. thanks you just made my day

I be so hip, I hop on th' slop you whiggers rap
cos it be crap y'all deserve a bitchslap an' I be
just the chap to do it, you tried funky an' you blew it
signin' swingin' arms like a like a fucktard monkey, Iknew it
y'all try so hard, but there's jus no chance
yo skillz is lower than the fork o' my pants
Now watch an' learn as this bitch hits the floor
leet for sure, spin any more an I be breakin thru th' earths fucken core!

(*actual music sampled here in lieu of any imagination)

oOo:

[quote="Capt. John Miller":bd5e9][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":bd5e9]I was sliding to third and I felt a JUICY terd, DIERREHA!!!

DIERREHA![/quote:bd5e9]

i think its "I was sliding INTO third and i felt a juicy terd, dierreha...n00b

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...diahrreah!![/quote:bd5e9]

haha no no, it doesnt matter WHAT it is.

we had them here, and you can make up anything you want.

I was climbing up a tree when i felt it on my knee...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

I was running up a hill when i felt my trousers fill...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

i was on a bridge when i felt something squidge...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

i was fighting in iraq when it i felt it down my crack...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

ROFLMFAO!!!

my rims chop like the blades on a propeller,
stare at my ice too long and youll be blind like hellen keller

Tic-Tac, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, lick your nuts and suck your dick, all because you're sick.

I'd waste my time trying to top you off
but it aint necessary, you soft like cloth

damn my rhymes suffer from lack of imagination
too much television and not enough masturbation
for me to come up with ill shit like eminem do
well fuck it, thats why I aint makin' money too

enough bullshittin' with this rap shit
im gonna stop givin' you hot shit to wipe your ass with

mwah:

(tune of Row row row your boat) Fuck fuck fuck the duck, screw the kangaroo,Purple donkey 3-way orgy at the purple zoo!

Jimmy Carter is smarter
but Scooby Doo can doo doo


(freestyle thread was better than this)

A box of bricks is smarter than Jimmy Carter, the man who made interest rates soar to 26%.