like quoted before...
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so

hahahaha

HAHA reminds me of the great IM abuse given by CARWHORE from collegehumor.com. Go there and click on IM abuse on the navigation bar at the left...funny shit.

...that poor, desperate, girl... hake: if only there were some way I could contact her,
y'know, and maybe console her tagnut-ridden ass....

R - O - F - L!!!!!!!!!!!1

[quote:eaf97]Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR [/quote:eaf97]

...to avoid unwanted arousal...I'd recommend that fellow avoid pirates.

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/pi.jpg[/img]

[quote="Eight Ace":bc0cc]...to avoid unwanted arousal...I'd recommend that fellow avoid pirates.

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/pi.jpg[/img][/quote:bc0cc]

Mmmmm, Seckse....I'M GOING LIMP!

HAARRR!

[quote=Tripper]Mmmmm, Seckse....I'M GOING LIMP![/quote:d13d6]


HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

/me breaks out shovels, goggles and lube biggrin:

SHIT NUGGETS!!!!!!

BAHAHAHA

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!



LOL

i still laugh hard at the part where he sees the pic of her. ah good times

ROFL SIMO!

God that part cracks me up... the guy talks like Hannibal!

Haha i will never get tired of this.