You suck at the Internet, Prot. biggrin:

Por que??!

Oh sorry, that was uuuugh, the illegal immigrant I hide under my bed. I was uuugh sleeping, didn't see him on the computer.

Little Bo Peep, sucked off a sheep,
while eating her curds and whey.
The sheep blew a load,
She swallowed like a toad
And then the sheep found out she was gay.

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I made that up on the spot.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. jack got high and opened his fly and jill said i dont wanna.

jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. jack got down and jill came around. now they have a son and a daughter.

mary had a little lamb, fleese as white as snow, the sheep gave mary the old wham bam, that mary is such a hoe.

Little Boy Blue!!, whilst you're smoking cok
some muthafukkas made off with teh flock...

Mary had a little sheep,
And with the sheep she went to sleep,
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
Now Mary has a little lamb.