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Cpt. Obvious 08-12-2003 08:13 PM

switch hitter

MrLevinstein 08-12-2003 08:18 PM

You gotta switch beat every once in a while to avoid getting Pee Wee Herman syndrome, or maybe all that left hand typing evened out the forearm size.

Cpt. Obvious 08-12-2003 08:20 PM

i heard that if u only beat it with one hand ur dick develops a curve

MrLevinstein 08-12-2003 08:38 PM

Thats bs because your penis's erection chambers cannot develope a curve and only may be born with one.

Chango 08-12-2003 08:38 PM

how did it come to this?

Simo Häyhä 08-12-2003 08:40 PM

people thought i warezed il2

Chango 08-12-2003 08:51 PM

simo? warez? nah that couldn't happen

Simo Häyhä 08-12-2003 09:16 PM

You can't join or create rooms for this reason :
IL2:FB Dogfight not installed.

i keep getting that error message . i installed the patch too

Maplegyver 08-12-2003 09:45 PM

mein penz0r is b3nt

Simo Häyhä 08-12-2003 10:22 PM

ok i fixed it.
i played multiplayer and found the server too laggy and too spaced out with only a few players. too realistic too actually enjoy the game (and by that i mean not once during the 45 minutes i played did i see an enemy fighter. when there was 8 enemies playing as i checked)

08-12-2003 10:34 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":4ad6f]ok i fixed it.
i played multiplayer and found the server too laggy and too spaced out with only a few players. too realistic too actually enjoy the game (and by that i mean not once during the 45 minutes i played did i see an enemy fighter. when there was 8 enemies playing as i checked)[/quote:4ad6f]

use the map

(unless they disabled it in server)

JBird 08-12-2003 11:17 PM

the new flyable planes will be coming along shortly , just wait it out a week or two more. also, they have like 20 threads of the new patch on the IL2 forums, if you want to see whats new good or bad, definately check out the forums there

my post earlier had the link ^

08-13-2003 12:09 PM

from those forums it sounds like they made the FW-190 the uber plane and those n00bs are happy, damn nazis.

JBird 08-13-2003 03:35 PM

ya, i personally dont care for the dora. its a damn wild bird on the stick. too touchy for my likes. i prefer bombers, i love the stuka and he 111 , also of course the sturmovik. 109's are great to fly as well. love the I-16, i think that is my fav plane in the game, love the manual gear

08-13-2003 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
ya, i personally dont care for the dora. its a damn wild bird on the stick. too touchy for my likes. i prefer bombers, i love the stuka and he 111 , also of course the sturmovik. 109's are great to fly as well. love the I-16, i think that is my fav plane in the game, love the manual gear

from what I hear the I-16 has been nerfed, along with the La5FN

too many luftwaffe whiners bugging the developers, they don't care that FB WAS historically accurate, they just want VVS planes to be sitting ducks so they can get more kills in MP (an SP for that matter)

they improve the FW-190s but failed to improve the P-47, which many say is quite incorrectly modeled.

I am under no circumstance getting this patch for FB, I'm waiting for the next patch that fixes all the fuckups they put in this patch


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