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I hate shittin at school.

I avoid it as much as possible.

I'm afraid of TTD's..

Toliet Transmitted Diseases.

To go along with the dump guide, its your crap identifying guide
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm

[quote:7ae41]POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.[/quote:7ae41]

those are hilarious

-just read it lol. really funny shit happy: rock:

That's so great, I follow like maybe 90% of those rules at work lol

lol, good post Zoner.

At school, I hold my poops until I can reach the locker room when school ends, which is usually full of varsity players who purposely shit in the Freshman locker room, lol.

hehehe, im gonna print this out and post it in every bathroom at my job

The author must be one really paranoid guy. I mean I dont give if someone is taking a dump in the men toilets. Its human nature to take a shit.

...yeah, he goes on a bit, I'm just the opposite, I mean "courtesy flush"..??, puhleeze... rolleyes:
I like to know no-one else is in the bathroom so I get out of the cubicle without flushing!
...some days I'll even leave my stoolage in one cubicle and then hide in another cubicle
I have the themes of "Jaws" and "Cape Fear" ready to go on a cd player, and when I hear
the bathroom door open....well, lets just say you could cut the atmosphere with a knife...

[quote="Eight Ace":35d27]...yeah, he goes on a bit, I'm just the opposite, I mean "courtesy flush"..??, puhleeze... rolleyes:
I like to know no-one else is in the bathroom so I get out of the cubicle without flushing!
...some days I'll even leave my stoolage in one cubicle and then hide in another cubicle
I have the themes of "Jaws" and "Cape Fear" ready to go on a cd player, and when I hear
the bathroom door open....well, lets just say you could cut the atmosphere with a knife...[/quote:35d27]

rock: you are one of my favorite poster's here beer:

[quote="Eight Ace":2102b]...yeah, he goes on a bit, I'm just the opposite, I mean "courtesy flush"..??, puhleeze... rolleyes:
I like to know no-one else is in the bathroom so I get out of the cubicle without flushing!
...some days I'll even leave my stoolage in one cubicle and then hide in another cubicle
I have the themes of "Jaws" and "Cape Fear" ready to go on a cd player, and when I hear
the bathroom door open....well, lets just say you could cut the atmosphere with a knife...[/quote:2102b]

LMAO!! that's a good one.....dun dun...dun dun dun dun...wahhhhhhhhhhhh

ahhh a poopie

*SCREAM*
happy:

Im a private pooper. I will not use a shitter when someone else is in the bathroom. Luckly where i work has two bathrooms, one up front that is multiple use, and one in back that is single person. I only use the single person. Even when on break up front, if i feel the urge i walk to the back.

Im not to big on urnal's either, i tend to use stalls for pissing in most public places.

Yeah im a bit stupid:

Urinals are fucking disgusting - said plainly. I'm afraid a couple crabs will hop on while I'm taking a piss...

I TRY to hold my shit in at school. Unfortunatly I have to shit every morning around 9am. I think it's just that I sit around all day at school that when I have to shit, I can't really hold it because of sitting. If I was standing around it would be a different situation considering I can move around and try to take my mind off of it. lol

Not to mention when I get nervous I get dierrehea LOL. Sometimes I get so damn nervous for a certain game or test I'll be shittin' waterlogs for the rest of the day.

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":cd41a]I have to shit every morning.[/quote:cd41a]
Yea, Er... Thanks for that

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":cd41a]I'll be shittin' waterlogs for the rest of the day[/quote:cd41a]
Thanks again

ROFL

How about the one where you put some toiler paper on the water so as to muffle the sound of the splash?

This guy is obviously not a pro. eek: