[quote="Old Reliable":644b1]ok this is a college party and im looking to pick up chicks. btw how in the hell would i find a calendar, lol[/quote:644b1]

arrive at the party with like 6 chicks (friends of yours)...have them dressed up with housewife clothing from like the 50s, something obvious like that to let ppl know they are housewives. when ppl come up to you and ask you what you are say " i am a male suitor, providing my semen so they can have children...or something to that effect.

lol my friend in college showed up at a costume keg party and did this very thing , it owned. he was dressed up like an ivy league professor with a pointy goatee beard , reading glasses, and a pipe. rock: the chicks were loving it too... (dont let your chicks run off though, otherwise the joke is ruined.)


^ regarding the giant calander. you have to make it , boon. get some big pieces of cardboard, and put white bedsheet over it , cut holes for your head arms and legs (square cardboard obviously) then draw a calander on the bedsheet biggrin:

go as goatse, maybe you'll meet tubgirl

omfg, ^ is your winning costume !!!! rock:

I'm being a ninja :)

The Tiger and Roy:


I'm going as a tiger. Not just any tiger. But a white siberian Tiger. Wanna know what my girlfriend is going as? A mauled "Vegas" star named Roy. Its classic. I rented one of those big mascot things with the head.

In order to pull that off, ya need a date to begin with.

A dead rockstar. That's what Im going to be. Not like Hedrix or Garcia, just punk hairdo, with worms n dirt coming from my head, and all.

wolfman

me and two of my other friends are being the beastie boys, and then for the dance im wearing a baby blue pimp suit, its pretty sweet.

nothing but a small plastic bag.

thats what i did 2 years ago, almost got arrested... rolleyes:

Aren't halloween costumes meant to be scary?

I went as Jason Voorhees in university one time and scared the shite outta people. Being 6'2"/290lbs at the time, I was a pretty imposing sight.

Go as Jason for supreme laughs and scares. As much as people dismiss Jason movies as not being scary (and they're right), there's something inside of us that is scared of the masked killer.

keep the ideas coming!~!!

i made a duct tape mask oOo:

wtf? hope to god you didn't have hair

Put a stick up your a$$ and go as a corndog.

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