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Fireal 12-02-2003 02:32 AM

Sir Fuck-A-Lot

guarnere 12-02-2003 02:48 AM

Orgazmo

Short Hand 12-02-2003 06:44 AM

Dirk Diggler ;)

newt. 12-02-2003 06:52 AM

The Great Wang

Hollywood 12-02-2003 12:42 PM

"HollyW00d"

At least, that's what I used on my last porn movie.

Cpt. Obvious 12-02-2003 01:32 PM

Al Frankin

elitecloud 12-02-2003 01:42 PM

Puge Henis biggrin:

Snuff 12-02-2003 03:45 PM

Vaginator
Hardrive
cuntbuster
Harry Nutt
Sanchez

Poseidon 12-02-2003 04:06 PM

[quote=JBird]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":5a4e6
Studley Kuntbuster

fuckin lmao !!!!!!!11

i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.

my cats name was smokey , and my street is Artesian smokey artesian.

however, that one is gay. sometimes they can be pretty good. oOo:[/quote:5a4e6]

.... mmm

mickey stones

12-02-2003 04:15 PM

[quote=JBird]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":6cadc
Studley Kuntbuster

fuckin lmao !!!!!!!11

i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.

my cats name was smokey , and my street is Artesian smokey artesian.

however, that one is gay. sometimes they can be pretty good. oOo:[/quote:6cadc]

Hmm... Then mine would be......Sasha Broadfoot.

Bazooka_Joe 12-02-2003 04:24 PM

Heywood Jabloemi. I should copywrite it, I want to believe that I invented that name, along with the word Moosecock & Pigglefuck.

Unknown_Sniper 12-02-2003 04:29 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":57dd2]Heywood Jabloemi. I should copywrite it, I want to believe that I invented that name, along with the word Moosecock & Pigglefuck.[/quote:57dd2]
bad news some guy had his names changed ot HEywood Jablome. THat is now his legal name. Acording to the formula mine would be Kelly Kalauber o KElly Evans oOo: Kelly as in the IRISH MAN KELLY is what im thinking. but fack it I dont really care

Bazooka_Joe 12-02-2003 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.

In this case, mine would be something like:

Max Parkway
Fred Parkway
Charlie Parkway

2 Birds, and a dog. The street was Parkway Place

9mm BeRetTa 12-02-2003 04:46 PM

Heywood Jablowme

guarnere 12-02-2003 05:36 PM

LOL mine would be Bear Jefferson....lol sounds like a black football player or something... rock:


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