[quote="Bean 2":acdbb][quote="Short Hand":acdbb]Give him a table saw. Or a Spanking new blender.[/quote:acdbb]

or short hands personal pick, a big black dildo.[/quote:acdbb]


Still mad at me ? Clam down their.

SH = owned

wtf is you sig am?

[quote="Animal Mother":d9e2f]SH = owned[/quote:d9e2f]

very owned...... hake:

...why not some exotic hand relief for your Dad at a discreet rub-and-tuggery...? freak:

I saw the clapper in the store today.( the ultimate last minute gift even though it sucks)
Didn't think they still made those things. biggrin:

I'm getting my dad the Metallica S&M DVD.

gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)

We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?

[quote="Bean 2":e3b86]We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?[/quote:e3b86]

lots of stuff

Get him a stripper

I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own

[quote="Animal Mother":27bc9]I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own[/quote:27bc9]

My stepdad actually went to the local Brothel and asked if they did Gift Certificates. He LEGITIMATELY was going to get me one oOo:

The Mans a lunatic, I tells ya