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T.Hunter 12-31-2003 05:59 PM
shit, ask them bolth out. if they bolth accept its a win-win situation! and you get 2x the buttseckz

con Brio 12-31-2003 06:04 PM
why am i asking for advice from aa.comers? oOo:

Tystnad 12-31-2003 06:10 PM
[quote="con Brio":54d8d]why am i asking for advice from aa.comers? oOo:[/quote:54d8d]

Suit yourself.. You oughta know us by now, one would think.. biggrin:

Arkan 12-31-2003 07:28 PM
Dude, fix your fuckin' door knob 1st, then worry about calling that girl!

You need to get your priorities straight !

con Brio 12-31-2003 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Dude, fix your fuckin' door knob 1st, then worry about calling that girl!

You need to get your priorities straight !
ROFLMAO biggrin:

con Brio 01-01-2004 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MinorThreat
tell her you were going through your wallet and found her number, then ask her if you fucked.
Call her up and say "Hello is dis [her name] here? Well I have an offar for joo! You can receive FREE buttsecks!!! Joo you you want me!!!"

annoy: I don't think that'll cut it... Maybe if you asked for her sister when you know her sister ain't there... Then just start a conversation wit her, like ask her where her sister went or something. I'm not very good at the conversation part. It's so crazy it just might work! beer:
that's a good idea, if they were both living in the same house, which they don't

omicron 01-01-2004 08:30 PM
Oh well... I thought I had a good idea for once... guess not cry:

con Brio 01-01-2004 09:58 PM
well, I CALLED HER.... but she was sleeping.... and that was at 9p.m.! Who goes to bed at 9p.m.!?!?!

strvs 01-01-2004 10:03 PM
[quote="con Brio":8d0bf]well, I CALLED HER.... but she was sleeping.... and that was at 9p.m.! Who goes to bed at 9p.m.!?!?![/quote:8d0bf]
Heroin addicts.

01-01-2004 10:04 PM
[quote="con Brio":5085f]well, I CALLED HER.... but she was sleeping.... and that was at 9p.m.! Who goes to bed at 9p.m.!?!?![/quote:5085f]

People who are tired.

Try calling the bitch tomorrow then, during the day.

MrLevinstein 01-01-2004 10:04 PM
[quote="con Brio":f9a44]well, I CALLED HER.... but she was sleeping.... and that was at 9p.m.! Who goes to bed at 9p.m.!?!?![/quote:f9a44]

The same girls that told me they were washing there hair on friday nights...

Unknown_Sniper 01-01-2004 10:09 PM
[quote="con Brio":6306e]well, I CALLED HER.... but she was sleeping.... and that was at 9p.m.! Who goes to bed at 9p.m.!?!?![/quote:6306e]
single women. dude dont call her. go up to her and ask her. if you cant do it face to face where it actually counts then you should do it at all.

01-01-2004 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by "con Brio":0b084
well, I CALLED HER.... but she was sleeping.... and that was at 9p.m.! Who goes to bed at 9p.m.!?!?!
The same girls that told me they were washing there hair on friday nights...[/quote:0b084]

That commercial is retarded.

RaNgeR 01-01-2004 10:50 PM
Mad (or was it MrLevi?), what ever happened to you and that hot oler woman at work? Did the wilde beast get in the way again? biggrin:

Madmartagen 01-02-2004 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Trudel
Just tell her you got her number off an aids walk list. She'll understand.
LOL, true. Don't mention the masturbation pact you have with your friends, women don't find it sexy.

Just giver her a call anyway. If you are friends with her sister, then chances are, any other excuse on how you got her number wont work. Be straight and to the point. "My parents are away for new years, how about you come over and we can get together, baby." WERKZ EVERY TIME.
no, it WORKS, not WERKZ, idiot.
No, its whatever I want to freakin write, ok? beer:


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