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Zen 02-15-2004 09:12 PM

Neo ,

Check the " Disable smilies in this post "

Pyro 02-15-2004 09:23 PM

Don't mess with Holland

Merlin122 02-15-2004 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Don't mess with Holland

finns are cooler....finnish kids tend to be jackasses.

Pyro 02-15-2004 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Merlin122
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Don't mess with Holland

finns are cooler....finnish kids tend to be jackasses.

long live sotilas jane!

Tripper 02-15-2004 10:03 PM

These stories are so hot.....Some good wanking material... cool:

BlackJackal 02-15-2004 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
I threw a rock at a kid once: he fell.

ow eatthis:

Short Hand 02-15-2004 10:26 PM

wow you beat up a dutch kid......

go find the nearest linemen on your school's football team and kick the shit out of him. Then cokme back and tell your story.

02-15-2004 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
I threw a rock at a kid once: he fell.

you are der l33bz0r.

Yea i had a fight with some kid, he decked me 6 times in the face i laughed at him and ignored him then he kicked me in the shins so i just jumped on him and mauled him. His mom yelled at me over the phone but i hung it up after 1 minute. At school he avoided me.

when i mean maul i mean made his face a bloody mess.

Duke_of_Ray 02-15-2004 10:44 PM

I am so sure this is true. oOo:

General Cobra 02-16-2004 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
Bully

LOL

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[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-16-2004 07:43 AM

I got hit by a rock once, I fell.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-16-2004 10:10 AM

There was a kid who did ballet at my school, every breaktime... mwah: rock:

Old Reliable 02-16-2004 11:15 AM

wasnt there a movie made about ballet kid? lol

Neo Nazi Hitler 02-16-2004 11:37 AM

yeah..

Billy Elliot

I remember like 3 summers ago or something I was stayin up all night and I just got on payperview thinkin this might be good, not knowing what the movie was about..

that's like the GAYEST movie ever.

02-16-2004 12:32 PM

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":12060]Alright I'll contribute my beat the shit out of someone story.

First some background. This happened last year in 9th grade. So unfortuantly I have to take the bus with all the little smelly kids who don't know what a shower/deorderant is. My brother was also on, like a few weeks before he had a car. And one more thing, I always sleep on the bus in the morning.


Okay, so.. anyway, there's this little faggot kid in 7th grade, that weighs like the same as me, but he's like 4 inches shorter than me, he's in football and wrestling (faggot!). He would probably be the only kid 2 years younger than me that I'd actually hit... Okay, so everyone hates this kid right.. So one day I decide to bring a snowball on the bus, and sure enough he was on that day, so I throw the snowball at him, he sits kind of near the back, I get the back of course..lol. So I throw this snowball at him...smacks 'em right in the face. For a visual, he was sitting next to the window, so the snow was all packed against his face and the window and stuff, lol, it was great. So like 2 days later I do it again, rofl. Than the kid was getting all pissed off and he like punched me once, this kid is relatively weak compared to me so I just brushed it off and ignored him. He was getting all pissed off of course, so he's like I'm gonna throw one at you! So I say I don't really care, but if you throw it at me while I'm sleeping I'll beat ths shit out of you.


I'm one of the first ones on the bus, so I'm asleep in like 2 minutes. His stop comes like 10 min later. Sure enough he sat across from me or something, I couldn't tell, I was asleep. I'm kind of in a stage where I'm awake and asleep and here him and some people muttering to eachother, and I am now aware he actually had a snowball. But he holds onto it for so long before he decides to throw it at me it's like almost totally melted. So than he finally throws it at me. It like hits my shoulder..lol. And I like don't even get wet. But I fucking told 'em I'd beat the shit out of him. So I fucking jolt up and just start punching him in the head, over, and over, and over..lol. And write when I jolted up, my brother sitting a few seats behind me (I don't sit in the very back in the morning for some reason) did the same. He jumped up and like charged at him and just punched him really hard in the back of his head..lol. While I'm still punching him repetedly. Than the bus driver didn't really do anything but I was called to the office the next day.


I talk to my dickhead vice principal basically telling him the same story I told you, but without the cursing.. rolleyes: But I left out my brother...lol. And my brother was called up to the office too, he didn't mention anything about repeded punches or anything, but he did say he stood up than say back down. Than like 2 min later, my brother said, "I think we're done here, bye." and the vice principal is like, "alright bye." lol.

I ended up only getting a detention out of a possible 10 day out of school. rofl. Best day ever...lol.

There might be something I left out but I forget.

danke zen.[/quote:12060]

Musta been you on that Bus attack video.


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