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Eames 05-05-2004 01:21 PM

Re: FOR SALE: One virginity
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14294&item=4128991 427&rd=1


[quote:905f1]18 YEAR OLD WANTS HIGHEST BIDDER.

MUST BE CLEAN NEVER MISUSED ANY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES.

BE FREE FROM STD'S.

WHITE MEN ONLY

NO WOMEN

SIZE IO. GREEN EYES AND LONG DARK HAIR

Similar to the american ho a few months back.


annoy: oOo: Sometimes i wonder what people wouldn't do for some cash.[/quote:905f1]

no, im pretty sure the last bitch that auctioned off her virgnity on ebay was from the uk as well. that being said you couldnt pay me enough money to fuck that bitch...and to correct gerards statement....shes far to ugly to be related to me.

guarnere 05-05-2004 01:23 PM

hahah owned

T.Hunter 05-05-2004 03:52 PM

isnt this shit considered prostitution?

Neo Nazi Hitler 05-05-2004 03:59 PM

enough inbreeding eames.. j/k, heh.

Dude, wtf are with her eyes!! they're too fucking far apart, that's scary!

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/toofarapart.jpg[/img]


eyes should be one eyespace apart.


She should've started at a higher starting bid, like 5k. You're only going to get a few bids for your virginity...so it isn't going to get too high.

Madmartagen 05-05-2004 04:14 PM

eh, its prolly fake. if not, whatever, its hers to give. shes not a supermodel, but shes not ugly, either. i bet she looks cuter in person.

HeadUp 05-05-2004 04:31 PM

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":d53e0]enough inbreeding eames.. j/k, heh.

Dude, wtf are with her eyes!! they're too fucking far apart, that's scary!

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/toofarapart.jpg[/img]


eyes should be one eyespace apart.


She should've started at a higher starting bid, like 5k. You're only going to get a few bids for your virginity...so it isn't going to get too high.[/quote:d53e0]

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
eh, its prolly fake. if not, whatever, its hers to give. shes not a supermodel, but shes not ugly, either. i bet she looks cuter in person.

i bet you she is a beast in person, why the fuck would any half decent lookin girl auction off her virginity, besides the fact that she must have a bakers dozen of social problems

Eames 05-05-2004 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
eh, its prolly fake. if not, whatever, its hers to give. shes not a supermodel, but shes not ugly, either. i bet she looks cuter in person.

so i take it your the highest bidder then.... happy:

Judas 05-05-2004 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
eh, its prolly fake. if not, whatever, its hers to give. shes not a supermodel, but shes not ugly, either. i bet she looks cuter in person.

if i pay ANYONE to give em the stick theyre either gonna have to be SUPER SLUTTY and will let me give it to em in the butt, rub canned green beans all over myself and roll around together, or be SUPER hot, like european SUPER SLUTTY HOT.

Himmler 05-05-2004 05:39 PM

i wouldnt fuck her even if she gave me my money back and then some


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