Stewie saying " OOOO OMG ITS AN ORGY IN MY MOUTH"

not a quote but when he knocks down the survivor set and the price is right set is behind it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a cartoon biggrin: biggrin:

"I don't need to f*BEEP*ing impress you."

"Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!
"

"Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people. "

"Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
"

"Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
"

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/top-rated-quotes.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

"Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.

Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane ?"

Her face is fucking priceless... !

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

lol

Brian trying to explain to Peter how he gave away the wrong presents but then just says, "ah forget it, it's just easier to say your stupid"

hell no

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rock:

kids say the darndest things is by far my favorite

the random milli vanilli thing was funny too

and all of the pawtucket pat episode

I got a few...heh:

1.
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Family is watching what seems to be Wheel of Fortune. On the board, the puzzle reads:

GO _UCK YOURSEL

It's obvious that Peter knows the answer, and when the solution is revealed:

GO TUCK YOURSELF IN

Peter: "Jeez, that one was as easy as 'MY HAIRY AUNT'!"

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2.
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Peter talking to a mob boss that he owes a favor to:

Peter: Do you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack-Off a guy, 'cause you know I'm married."

you see mr corleone from the godfather:
"You come to me and ask me to kill a man i do not know,
now i ask you. Why should i kill this Count Chocula?"

Cap'n Crunch:
"because that sonovabitch has been spreading lies!!
my cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth!
...with all respect."

unfunny eek:

"guns dont kill people, dangerous minorities do!"

"my names petie the pistol, you point me at bad people and i make them go away"

oh and when petter sings that diplomatic immunity song...priceless

"Do I have to paint the penis?"
"Do I have to sculpt the penis?"
"Do I have to conduct with my penis?"

Peter- Lois you know women arent aloud to drive.