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Oh dip, I thought everyone used the sarcasm brackets [] when posting with sarcasm.

After reading through the initial topic posts, I decided that my own material
wouldn't work too well so I opted to quote the man himself:

[quote:4322b]
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal
Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but
somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow
more aware of her aging. The bright exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to
grow dull and listless, with the long fatigue of a weary life....I awoke several hours later in a daze.[/quote:4322b]

I thought 3rd person was when you talked like...

"Quze feels like masturbating to the AA.com photo album thread. Quze stopped at the picture of Garry coleman and started to....

'tis.

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ok, this thread went to hell. Good try.

haha yeah i tried

maybe the shakespearean literature forums will recieve it with more pizazz

After receiving the lethal enjection of pensi, I, myself, bltiz a. krautenheiser, searched for the antidote, but alas, it was in a deep cavern amidst a deep hairy forest. 8ace's penis... oOo:

As I touched the redwood tree of a penis, I shuddered, having thought if something quite as large as this were to ever blow hot gooey liquid on me, I shall die instantly, or would i... oOo:

I thought day after day, night after night, and I came to the conclusion, if something so vast and disgusting could plug this gianourmous mammoth of a penis, I could save the world.... oOo:

I thought long and hard and saw such an object, Alas his name, Shorthand, his occupation u ask?Wannabe Heeb Bodybuilder, I plugged his giant ass into the penis and saved the day..

stfu

I suggested to Maple that he use the narrative form in telling Blitz to STFU...

i looked at blitz's posts and realized he was supposed to be dead, but then again, i thought, perhaps it was another blitz, and this had all just been a lot of malarky.