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Milla 06-21-2004 05:45 PM

wtf is class 2? lol

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-21-2004 06:09 PM

bobba

Maplegyver 06-21-2004 06:11 PM

nigger igger

JBird 06-21-2004 06:14 PM

hey jim-bob! is that that crazy cityslicker on that d'er class 2 dirt road down yonder? oOo:

MrLevinstein 06-21-2004 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JBird
hey jim-bob! is that that crazy cityslicker on that d'er class 2 dirt road down yonder? oOo:

ROFL. Unknown, that was without a doubt the most redneck comment Ive geard in ages

Milla 06-21-2004 06:32 PM

rofl me too, my car isnt low enough to scrape eve on a speed bump, although it is lowered with eibachs, i can go over a speed bump normal, not having to take the mother fucker out wide and bring it back in like some peoples.

Short Hand 06-22-2004 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Nice, a girl I work with has an eclipse and its a pretty nice car, I like how it has the little slap shifter for those who cant drive stick oOo: She was driving in it once and she was like oh crap it kicked me out an im back to auto i was like gg oOo:

did you beat her up ????



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do you mean a sportstronic tranny or a short shifter ?

Bucknub 06-22-2004 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
decals add HP

Especially decals of shit not even present on the car. I.e If you have the NOS sticker on your window, you get the hp boost without the actual product being present.

lol

Short Hand 06-22-2004 03:23 AM

+ how many times has Levinstein cracked that stupid deal joke niow. by my count its at 92, yet people still find it funny every time.

Bucknub 06-22-2004 03:26 AM

[quote="Short Hand":d26ff]+ how many times has Levinstein cracked that stupid deal joke niow. by my count its at 92, yet people still find it funny every time.[/quote:d26ff]

first time I ever heard it

MrLevinstein 06-22-2004 08:40 AM

[quote="Short Hand":2e5ca]did you beat her up ????[/quote:2e5ca]

Nope, shes one of the coolest most down to earth girls Ive ever met, funny real funny.

[quote="short wang":2e5ca]+ how many times has Levinstein cracked that stupid deal joke niow. by my count its at 92, yet people still find it funny every time. [/quote:2e5ca]

Never used it once, Ive made fun of ricers like you in the past but Ive never said anything about nitrous. OMG WHO WANTS TO GO TAKE MY CAVALIER WITH A BIG ALUMINUM WING RACING?>!?!?!?!?!

Jotun 06-22-2004 10:17 AM

hmmm....i just laugh everytime i think of a ricer in his car thats 2 inches from the ground, thinking he's so cool, about to go over a speed bump.

Milla 06-22-2004 11:29 AM

Hey now, even though the dodge neon is a POS, but ya gotta give credit to mopar for giving it 240 HP in the SrT-4

jujumantb 06-22-2004 11:51 AM

[quote=MrLevinstein]
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Originally Posted by "Short Hand":b724d
did you beat her up ????

Nope, shes one of the coolest most down to earth girls Ive ever met, funny real funny.

[quote="short wang":b724d]+ how many times has Levinstein cracked that stupid deal joke niow. by my count its at 92, yet people still find it funny every time. [/quote:b724d]

Never used it once, Ive made fun of ricers like you in the past but Ive never said anything about nitrous. OMG WHO WANTS TO GO TAKE MY CAVALIER WITH A BIG ALUMINUM WING RACING?>!?!?!?!?![/quote:b724d]
The worst are the wings like look like they were made from an erector set... or ANY wing on a FWD car... or unpainted bodykits, or huge ass fart cans that dont fit out the bumper cutout so they have to angle them down or sideways, or the big banners across peoples windshields as if we dont know what car you drive under all that rice, you insist on sticking it across your windshield for our benefit, or then people change their honda badges to some wierd color... that just pisses me off, or when people put those $99.99 ultra high performance racing seats in a color that doesnt match the car at all and are the most uncomfortable things ever to sit it, or then people split thier single pipe into 2, 4, or even 6 pipes sticking out the back, or when they put those retarded "tribal" decals on the sides of their car, or when they only put 2 rims on at a time until they can afford the whole set, or when they yank off every peice of plastic that comes off thier interior (vents, dash parts, door panels, etc) and spray paint them some ugly color and call it a "custom" interior.., or when they have those amazingly retarded looking white or blue or metallic windshield wipers which they always leave sticking up by strategically turning their car off while they are in the middle of whiping, or when they replace their wipers with a single "euro" wiper blade to be super cool, or when they do their tint themselves and it looks like a bubbly purple mess..., or when they paint their stock brake calipers some ugly color in an attempt to make them look aftermarket or cool through their tasteless rims, or when they have and underbody neon kit where you can easily see the bulbs... underbody kits are bad enough but atleast hide the damn bulbs you fuckers, or when they have neons ALL over their interior with no attempt taken to hide any of them, or when they have those fake HIDs and they are different colors from one of them getting torched...
If you have any of these things, you are a ricer and I hate you :)

Milla 06-22-2004 12:04 PM

I plan on putting a Y pipe on my exhaust once my body kit gets painted and installed. It has a slot for dual exhaust and it would just look gay as shit with one exhaust on it. Plus not every wing looks gay on a "FWD" car. Mine is OEM and i was thinking of putting an evo wing on it, but i said fuck it cause i had to order the stock mitsubishi one because it didnt have one when i got it. Plus some nice sparco racing seats wouldnt hurt, oh and...my rims arent that tasteless are they?


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