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BlackJackal 07-29-2004 04:06 PM
Re: morning wood
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucKweEd
im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
try sleeping on your back/side. sleeping on your stomach like i do, mostly causes it. i've been recently sleeping on my side, and it's become less common.

Pyro 07-29-2004 04:21 PM
I wish I could piss fine with a boner, but it is just so fucking big ed:

St@tIc 07-29-2004 04:31 PM
stand further back from the toilet....beter aim ...i too have that rpoblem buck biggrin:

Tripper 07-29-2004 04:33 PM
This thread is......... oOo: .to say the least.

If you wanna get rid of a moner, just jerk it right then and there. Simple as that, no need to make a whole thread on the issue.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-29-2004 04:49 PM
I always get a bon0r when I tierd & especially when I'm on trains or the bus. It's great when the bus stops & i stand up & poke an ole grandma or some kid in the eye w/ my heavily engorged spooj rifle

BlackJackal 07-29-2004 04:57 PM
oOo:

JBird 07-29-2004 05:04 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":73826]I always get a bon0r when I tierd & especially when I'm on trains or the bus. It's great when the bus stops & i stand up & poke an ole grandma or some kid in the eye w/ my heavily engorged spooj rifle[/quote:73826]

heavily engorged spooj rifle. my god that is gold! happy:

Godsmack 07-29-2004 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
I wish I could piss fine with a boner, but it is just so fucking big ed:
hehe same here happy:

mr.miyagi 07-29-2004 05:28 PM
Anyone here sneezed whilst taking a piss?


















cuss:

MrLevinstein 07-29-2004 05:44 PM
Word pain in the world is when your getting done with a piss and if you pull your boxers down like me if you accidently release the strap too quick, and it hits you plumly in the sack.

Snuff 07-29-2004 05:47 PM
your not getting laid enough oOo:

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-29-2004 05:56 PM
I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.

Himmler 07-29-2004 06:22 PM
[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":d755d]I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.[/quote:d755d]

dont ya just hate that cuss:

Tripper 07-29-2004 07:34 PM
[quote=Himmler]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Sergeant_Scrotum":ac1da
I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.
dont ya just hate that cuss:[/quote:ac1da]

You cant piss after jerking it?

I always piss like straight after to wash out any leftovers.

(This thread has officially become totally disgusting dance: )

Conscript 07-29-2004 07:40 PM
[quote=Tripper]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Sergeant_Scrotum":f8e76
I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.
dont ya just hate that cuss:
You cant piss after jerking it?

I always piss like straight after to wash out any leftovers.

(This thread has officially become totally disgusting dance: )[/quote:f8e76]Me too!


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