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Maplegyver 08-28-2004 11:05 PM

dogs not, pogs

Eight Ace 08-28-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
now im wasted
im going to go have some sex with my gf in the shower

Good thinkin' DJ, you're gonna avoid a lot of extra laundry and hassle
that way...particularly if there's back-door and sanchez work involved.

Maplegyver 08-28-2004 11:09 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ad6d2]
Quote:

Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
now im wasted
im going to go have some sex with my gf in the shower

Good thinkin' DJ, you're gonna avoid a lot of extra laundry and hassle
that way...particularly if there's back-door and sanchez work involved.[/quote:ad6d2]

true, yet you can clog the drains with the expeled waste

Jotun 08-28-2004 11:27 PM

So you're drunk on the internet, you just got home from a party, your girlfriend is over waiting to have sex, and you're posting on an internet forum telling us this? come the fuck on.

Eight Ace 08-28-2004 11:47 PM

^^^ stfu...bro's b4 ho's mang.... annoy:

Scalping Chief 08-29-2004 02:03 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":f17e4]^^^ stfu...bro's b4 ho's mang.... annoy:[/quote:f17e4]
lol

Himmler 08-29-2004 02:12 AM

rofl. i just got back from a party, but you dont see me saying im wasted..then again im not. gg driving.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-29-2004 03:41 AM

do her in da azz!

Poseidon 08-29-2004 06:30 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f6b9f]do her in da azz![/quote:f6b9f]

but only because i love u. biggrin:

HeadUp 08-29-2004 09:31 AM

wow....great first night

im feelin it this morning tho :-/

me and like 20 ppl went to this house party, i ad quite a nice pregame too, and downed 4 or 5 brews of Old German (anyone ever heard of that shit?)

it was hot as shit in there and i was sweating like a motherfucker, so my gf said we should go back and shower

did my thing

tried to sleep with her but the beds are real small so i came back up to my room with a pounding headache all disheveled while my roommate who had jus come back from rum and coke time blasted music

Maplegyver 08-29-2004 10:14 AM

did you analz?

Art Attack 08-29-2004 10:28 AM

[quote="Mr. maple":db979]art do analz on me[/quote:db979]

Sure, come on over

St@tIc 08-29-2004 10:29 AM

[quote="Mr. maple":ecb36]did you analz?[/quote:ecb36]

yes we did

Maplegyver 08-29-2004 10:43 AM

[quote="Art Attack":d5f8d][quote="Mr. maple":d5f8d]art do analz on me[/quote:d5f8d]

Sure, come on over[/quote:d5f8d]

LOL

KTOG 08-29-2004 11:44 AM

Old German aint bad for 10 bucks a case.


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