[quote="Old Reliable":177c1]do you live in a big city? id just drive around the dumb fucker and honk while driving by[/quote:177c1]

Yeah , San Jose isnt like Los Angelos but its got alot of people in the morning...but its one of the bigger cities in california and like in top 20 or 25 for USA

Was driving a quad a few years back (one of those 4 wheeled bikes, dunno wtf u cunts call it) along the top of a big hill. Anyway hit a divot and it shifted the whole steering to the right sending me flying down a 45 degree angled hill. The way this thing was designed the accelerator was on the back of the handle grip and the brake at the front, i was pulling the break but also the accelerator at the same time. Anyway went flying down this hill at about 60mph and slammed straight into a wall at the bottom of the hill. I got knocked out from the impact, woke up about 10 minutes later beside the quad (which still had its engine running oOo: ) minus one shoe and with a dislocated shoulder and a shitload of bruises.

Dunnof if id really call it near death or not but going 60mph into a wall and walking away with a few minor injuries was kinda weird. Didn't even go down to the hospital to get my arm popped back into place, just let it pop back in itself over the course of a few weeks. Still not sure how i didn;t end up being pancaked into the wall, im assuming i jumped off at the last second but i can;t remember really if i did or not.

A dork bike oOo: rock: happy: biggrin:

summer before my junior year i was hiking in kelowna BC canada, and i stepped over my friend to stand on a rock, and the ground gave away and i fell 30ft+ off a cliff onto some rocks and sticks. the miraculous thing is that i only broke a finger, got a cuncussion and gotta buncha scars. no big scars tho, just a few that are an inch+. my right cheek was swollen so much it looked like i had a baseball in my mouth. the dr. said that i was so lucky and should've sustained more serious injuries, and i was lucky to be alive.
fucking hospital bill was $3800 for 2 nights.

[quote="Short Hand":af1d2]I would be dead if it were not for what I was tought at young divers of Canada.


Such as scanning intersections

-I can recall 2 times that people have tried to take my right of way and slam right dab dead into me. I hit the brakes covered the horn honked at them and effectively saved my car & myself.

-Following people at a safe distance. There was a 3 car smash up in front of me. I followed at a safe distance and I was fine. They all had some serious damage to their cars.

-Yes i love speed, but i know when i can unleash and take some good speeds. a crowded highway is not the time. A dead straightaway at 2 am = i can give her a little.[/quote:af1d2]I wish all of those happened.

I got chased by an angry moose once. When I was in 7th grade, someone was pulling and pushing the pole of a basketball stand until it fell. I was walking away from the pole and heard it crash a few inches behind me. I could feel the wind on my back as it came down. I almost got into a car accident when my passenger pulled my steering wheel to the right while I was on the freeway. When I was in the navy, some fishermen took pot shots at me and my friends with a rifle while we were on leave in the Mediteranean. Another time was when I almost drowned during maneuvers. When i was 9 years old I was on my bike when I got hit by a Porsche. The last incident ocurred last week when I had some really bad cheese.

Holy crap man.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7692d]Holy crap man.[/quote:7692d]

can you say accident prone?

is your sister hot?

oOo:

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Andy you are full of shit

The glass cover off a street light fell off and almost crashed down onto me, i was about 3 feet from it. Also i alsmot got tboned at an intersection by a uhaul lol.

i swallowed a marble like when i was 12, nearly choked to death, parents were out but the builders who were doing our garage were in and saved my life oOo:

Some fuck nut slipped a quarter through the screen of the CN tower and it landed 3 inches from my head. It looked cool though after i picked it up because the quarter was smushed in half.