[quote="Sgt. Duffy":f2885]Yeah..what boy doesnt? My bed is literally crusty from all my dried-sperm.[/quote:f2885]-1...And go sit in the corner

Ever hear of Kleenex, man? eek:

You don't need to pound one into the linen every time your dick gets hard.

LoL, I was just kidding. Gave off a gross thought, huh?

GTFO, ya sick bastard...

i suggest masturbation with a good heap of a535

...whats that? A brand of lube? I prefer dishwasher soap.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":e14c0]...whats that? A brand of lube? I prefer dishwasher soap.[/quote:e14c0]

ban:

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":ed43c]Yeah..what boy doesnt? My bed is literally crusty from all my dried-sperm.[/quote:ed43c]

nice oOo:

I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:

oOo:

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":a2e35]I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:[/quote:a2e35]

Jesus Christ, are you one of those GrandMasta Samurais? I mean, you gotta have a penis of steel to ram through a piece of wood, and mine would probably explode from the impact.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":32daf][quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":32daf]I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:[/quote:32daf]

Jesus Christ, are you one of those GrandMasta Samurais? I mean, you gotta have a penis of steel to ram through a piece of wood, and mine would probably explode from the impact.[/quote:32daf]If you can penetrate Mr.buttocks, you can penetrate reinforced concrete on a bad day.

I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":18d99]I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.[/quote:18d99]
ear hole?

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":39241]I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.[/quote:39241]

You jack off to dead gators...