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12-22-2004 03:01 PM

Hickory Dickory Dock
The man jacked off his cock
The clock struck two
The man dropped his goo
Hickory Dickory Dock

Doctor Duffy 12-22-2004 03:04 PM

That picture nearly made me puke.

Hybrid 12-22-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I woz here, but now I'm not,
I'm round da corner smokin' pot!
I've wrote this message 2 prove a point,
Life is shit without a joint!


I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right


I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more


Daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Doctor Duffy 12-22-2004 03:07 PM

Jesus, I hate that song. Is that a Bob Marley wannabe, or Marley himself?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-22-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Hickory Dickory Dock
The man jacked off his cock
The clock struck two
The man dropped his goo
Hickory Dickory Dock

Epic, nice stinger at the end there aswell

Bullitt 12-22-2004 03:11 PM

[img]http://img135.exs.cx/img135/3174/spooge6jy.gif[/img]

Nyck 12-22-2004 03:18 PM

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":47136][img]http://img135.exs.cx/img135/3174/spooge6jy.gif[/img][/quote:47136]

OMFG.......LOOLOOLOOLZZZZZZZZZ +1

Doctor Duffy 12-22-2004 03:22 PM

Right when I was hitting puberty, my jiz seemed to be semi-clear. Was that normal? Its white now, so it really doesnt matter much anymore..

bukdez 12-22-2004 03:23 PM

dude, shut the fuck up...

ninty 12-22-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
dude, shut the fuck up...


MotoxXx 12-22-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
dude, shut the fuck up...

x∞

Mr.Buttocks 12-22-2004 03:27 PM

[img]http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041218/i/r2911462546.jpg[/img]

Judas 12-22-2004 03:27 PM

lol. those boots are leet.

Nyck 12-22-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotoxXx
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
dude, shut the fuck up...

x∞


Ape 12-22-2004 04:51 PM

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