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Mr.Buttocks 01-18-2005 03:10 PM

Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.

elstatec 01-18-2005 03:14 PM

duke you need to see a doctor asap.

Merlin122 01-18-2005 03:38 PM

you get spanked in school? oOo:

01-18-2005 03:45 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8629b]Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.[/quote:8629b]

lasagna 01-18-2005 03:46 PM

how was it, was the spanker hot?

ninty 01-18-2005 04:19 PM

I still don't understand wtf is going on. beer:

Alax54 01-18-2005 04:19 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":18d6b]Do you live in the 50s Duke? through some strange Pong dimension or is it a hillbilly school? I thought swatting was illegal these days.... spank:[/quote:18d6b]

No, we just live in a really hick town. It's okay to "swat" the kids, and ocassionaly punch them in the throat. This substitues today's "detentions" and other pussy methods of discipline.

Alax54 01-18-2005 04:20 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6bd75]Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.[/quote:6bd75]

Excellent suggestion.

Duke_of_Ray 01-18-2005 04:27 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":6690e]lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?[/quote:6690e]

Yes, I am a senior. Why did she beat me? Well she and I usually have some kind of competition going, and this time she owed me a dollar. I knew I would never get it from her the easy way, so I had her by me a coke and I told here I would pay her back. I did, It was a $1.08 so I haver her a dime. That was yesterday, so her revenge struck today. The swat stung, but not all to bad. It was only my second swat, the first was for being tardy all the time. I am so glad they give swats, makes everything so much easier. Swat is quick and forgton soon.

I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?

Mr.Buttocks 01-18-2005 04:28 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":95c99]
Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:95c99]


WTF LOL?!?!?! happy: oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 04:42 PM

Wtf Spanked, ROFL. I thought the swat team came in cause you kicked over the iron.

TonyMontana 01-18-2005 05:26 PM

holy fuk this gets better and better rofl

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 05:33 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ac549][quote="Duke_of_Ray":ac549]
Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:ac549]


WTF LOL?!?!?! happy: oOo:[/quote:ac549]ROFLMAO, Your school is fucking old school. rock:

9mm BeRetTa 01-18-2005 05:34 PM

that school would have lawsuits galore if they were "punching" kids eek:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 05:37 PM

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":1334a]that school would have lawsuits galore if they were "punching" kids eek:[/quote:1334a]From the looks of it, His town seems to be living in the past and the parents prob. think they should do more than punch. eek:


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