haha toniued

or Green Party? eek:

Obvious left wing slamder. If your gonna write somthing like this, at least pretend to be nonpartisan

and OMG Pyro said somethig funny

[quote="Jin-Roh":329e3]or Green Party? eek:[/quote:329e3]nader4life

lmao

rock:

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{"again plenty of Democrats where on the list, Kerry was above Bush."}

Where's Barbra Streisand? I hate that woman with all my heart.

she would be in the most loathesome people of the last half century

IDK, she ruined Meet the Fauckers for me.

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{"again plenty of Democrats where on the list, Kerry was above Bush."}[/quote:cd5e1]
Foist of all, slamder is a teh special word made by me, combining the words slam and slander

Secondly, I only saw THREE dems slamed for political reasons, John Kerry, Dan Rather, and Alan Colmes, both for making liberals look inferior to conservatives.
Alan Colmes, says the writer, goes on for being a rug for Sean hannity and the rest of FoxNews's conservative news team to walk all over.
[quote:cd5e1]21. Alan Colmes
Crimes: An angry conservative’s wet dream: an effete liberal dive artist. As a professional doormat, Colmes’ only tasks are to serve as a comforting aggregate of Republican stereotypes about Democrats and a target for the seething derision of his psychotic guests. Stands idly by while voracious green-blooded co-host utilizes Gestapo tactics against centrist Democrats.

Smoking Gun: His cringe-inducing new book reads like a crappy internet parody ("I'm proud to be a liberal. In my spare time I hug trees. I'd rather hug a tree than embrace a tax cut… Ever try to hug a tax rebate check? Bark burn is so much more pleasant than paper cuts.")

Punishment: Suffocated under a naked, sweaty Rush Limbaugh.[/quote:cd5e1]

John Kerry is tehre because the author says he couldnt beat "the retard" in office.
[quote:cd5e1]5. John Kerry
Crimes: Managed to lose to the most hated president in American history by virtue of his total inability to convincingly portray himself as a human being. Didn’t even have the balls to show up during the Ohio election challenge in the Senate. So thoroughly vetted that he appears inhuman, incapable of speaking without repeating the same hackneyed phrases incessantly and gesticulating like a poorly operated marionette. Cursing his daughters with his frightening profile.

Smoking Gun: Actually did vote for the $87 billion before he voted against it.

Punishment: Quality time with wife and kids. [/quote:cd5e1]


[quote:cd5e1]11. Dan Rather
Crimes: Along with Cronkite’s so-bonkers-it-might-be-true comment that Karl Rove must be behind Osama bin Laden’s timely October video release, has given the rabid right enough fuel to maintain their bogus “liberal media” charge for years.

Smoking Gun: Made Peter Jennings the most credible anchor in the business.

Punishment: Life sentence as the liberal whipping boy on “Hardball with Chris Matthews.”
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And now, things about this that REALLY pissed me off:
[quote:cd5e1]24. Ronald Reagan
Crimes: The greatest monster in recent American history. Reagan’s excruciating sanctification during his agonizingly protracted funeral was enough to make anyone with knowledge of his true legacy blow up a radio tower. Newspaper columnists performed astonishing feats of selective memory in canonizing Reagan, disregarding any inconvenient evidence of supporting terrorism, ripping off taxpayers for outrageous defense programs, or introducing crack cocaine to America, because we need our heroes.

Smoking Gun: Responsible for telemarketing and infomercials.

Punishment: Reanimated and killed again.
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I cannot believe the author sank low enough as to pick on a guy who died this year, and who couldnt defend himself if he hadnt. what a scumbag

[quote:cd5e1]3. You
Crimes: You gaze idly at the carnage around you, sigh, and go calmly back to your coffee and your People magazine. You can’t stop buying useless crap, though you’re drowning in a deepening pool of debt. You think you’re an activist because you bitch all day on the internet, but you reelect the same gangsters at a 99% rate. You consider yourself informed because you waste a significant portion of your life watching the same three news stories cycle over and over again on your gargantuan, aerodynamic television set while you eat processed food. You really thought everything would be okay if Kerry won. Not only do you believe in an invisible man who magically farted out the universe, you also excoriate and marginalize those who disagree. You have a poorer understanding of your country’s foreign policy history than a third world peasant, but you can’t wait to see what Julia Roberts will be wearing at the Oscars. You cheer as Ukrainians challenge an election based on exit poll data, but keep waiting around for someone else to fix your problems. You can’t think, you can’t organize and you won’t act. This is all your fault.

Smoking Gun: You’re fat.

Punishment: You’re soaking in it. [/quote:cd5e1]
he talks abhout how we, his readers, marginalize others, while he sits tehre and marginalizes us.He expects everyone tosomehow follow his elitist fringe liberal philosophies.

And his proportions that Bush Stole Ohio:
Its sad. he won Florida in 2000, he won Ohio by a greater margin than Kerry won Pennsylvania. Liberals have lost touch with real americans.