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philadelphia killing mach 03-08-2005 07:46 PM

here's the "no fear of failure" way i used to use way back.........see a girl you like working somewhere.....jot down your name and number on the back of something (not business card, looks to slick) go up to her and say exactly the following......" look i noticed you and would like to take the time to ask you out but i'm running real late, gimmie a call if you're interested.." then put the name and number in her hand, again put the name and number in her hand. then split before she can react. the ball's in her court, no awkward silence or waiting for her to reply. it works or it doesn't . either way you don't feel like an idiot waiting for her response.

either that or just balls up and ask her. don't spend the summer buying a bunch of film to talk to a girl if you don't have a camera kinda deal. broads love guys that show confidense.

1080jibber 03-08-2005 08:43 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":3e186]here's the "no fear of failure" way i used to use way back.........see a girl you like working somewhere.....jot down your name and number on the back of something (not business card, looks to slick) go up to her and say exactly the following......" look i noticed you and would like to take the time to ask you out but i'm running real late, gimmie a call if you're interested.." then put the name and number in her hand, again put the name and number in her hand. then split before she can react. the ball's in her court, no awkward silence or waiting for her to reply. it works or it doesn't . either way you don't feel like an idiot waiting for her response.

either that or just balls up and ask her. don't spend the summer buying a bunch of film to talk to a girl if you don't have a camera kinda deal. broads love guys that show confidense.[/quote:3e186]

very good idea, I like that. I think I might give that a try.

Doctor Duffy 03-08-2005 08:54 PM

Buy something real cheap, and give her a $20 for it. When she's counting the change, and hands it to you, slide your hand in hers, and do it for as long as you can, make sure not to get a hard-on, and maybe she'll catch on. Take it from me, I know what Im doing.

tomxtr 03-08-2005 08:57 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":ae217]Buy something real cheap, and give her a $20 for it, slide your hard-on in it. Take it from me, I know what Im doing.[/quote:ae217]

STFU

Short Hand 03-08-2005 09:02 PM

Dont even try until you get to know her./ chit chat. Baby steps.

lasagna 03-08-2005 09:07 PM

just touch her boob or something, girls love that stuff

Short Hand 03-08-2005 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
just touch her boob or something, girls love that stuff


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Drew 03-08-2005 09:12 PM

oOo: How old are you? 21+ the business card thing works. Once you start getting into your 20s, chicks are starting to think long term (unless she's a slut, usually - not always, of course). So, business cards are usually associated with someone who has achieved some degree of success.

Anyway, I'm 4 for 5 on the business card ploy. Of those four, three of them were girls I'd only seen a few times in passing and to whom I'd never before spoken.

Just have to think like a chick.

Business card = successful/established = money = security for her = sex for you.

It's proven math.

Bleuachdu 03-08-2005 09:14 PM

When she asks how you want to pay, take your pants off. cool:

Confidence is priority 1, don't beat around the bush too much or anything, just have a plan and let fly. Remember you have absolutely nothing to lose. Its worse if you get to be friends with a chick you like, because then you don't want to fuck up a friendship.

Proteus 03-08-2005 09:15 PM

[quote=1080jibber]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":52670
have you smiled at each other or held a glance or
anything that makes you think she might be interested?

lol @ "feeling her out"...second date maybe cool:

No, I was in FutureShop like a week ago and thought she was hot, and I would like to get to know her, but I really didnt think of that stuff until I left the store. But since im going back, I think its my time to make some kind of move.[/quote:52670]

If she's hot she's probably taken.

Tripper 03-08-2005 10:07 PM

Put a sample of your semen on a card and hand it to her.

Chicks also love it when you stick a goldfish in their pussy....... oOo: ...I dunno though, ask Antihero about that one....

Seriously though, the best way to put the moves on a girl is when you're feeling totally comfortable with yourself. Do it after work when you've had a few beers with the boys, maybe wearing a nice new shirt, looking like the money etc...

Confidence is no.1 - Chicks can smell that shit.

philadelphia killing mach 03-09-2005 08:02 AM

1080, a little morality play on this subject; if you will..........

Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
1080: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That's the idea, 1080. That's the attitude.
1080: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude. Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, 1080, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right? First of all 1080, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, 1080. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Cut to station wagon playing side two of Physical Graffitti.


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1080, the only real rule you need is simple.......don't think. if you try and think of what you're going to do/say, it's like premeditated murder.......something gets fucked up and butchered. do everything on the fly. if you say something wrong or something that offends her, just play it off like she didn't understand it. do NOT say "no , what i ment was..." or " i didn't mean it that way..." put her in the corner with the cover up of " no YOU didn't understand what i ment...."

also, do the coffee deal as apposed to the drinks. drinks are associated with trying to get laid. coffee is associated with talking and finding out about each other. sure you want her to ride your hobbyhorse but you don't want her thinking that up front. use your obvious nice guy attitude but don't be a pussy.


also, learn to eat pussy. you do that and do it right she'll do anything. cowboy up to the pillow buffet.

elstatec 03-09-2005 08:09 AM

end up at the same party that she is at then try.

Mr.Buttocks 03-09-2005 08:55 AM

Re: Im not sure how to do this
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
Im going to buy a couple of things on the weekend

Take a gun and rob the place. Then take her hostage and go for a coffee. (Read up on the "Stockholm Syndrome".)

philadelphia killing mach 03-09-2005 09:54 AM

Re: Im not sure how to do this
 
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ef711]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
Im going to buy a couple of things on the weekend

Take a gun and rob the place. Then take her hostage and go for a coffee. (Read up on the "Stockholm Syndrome".)[/quote:ef711]

true this; hell it worked for john mclaine and company in die hard.


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