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Coleman 03-20-2005 08:58 PM

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Airborne Butters 03-20-2005 09:07 PM

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Miscguy 03-20-2005 09:09 PM

Man swims in ocean where huge meat eatting fish reside and everyone is shocked when he's eatten... Then they brilliantly come up with the idea they can hunt a single shark. Idiots.

Gonzo 03-20-2005 09:10 PM

that is what he gets for going outside

Colonel 03-20-2005 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
... Then they brilliantly come up with the idea they can hunt a single shark. Idiots.

Well, they know the shark was 20 ft long and that it had a big fin on top and really big teeth. rolleyes: They also know it was either a Great White or a Tiger shark ... but they can't look for just those types because that would be racial profiling and we all know racial profiling is wrong.

03-20-2005 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
I wonder how trippar feels about this...

I don't live in Australia. oOo:

you live close enough...

Swill 03-20-2005 10:06 PM

"Shark attacks are not uncommon in Australian waters." oOo:

Milla 03-20-2005 10:14 PM

20 Footer...holy fuck.

Eight Ace 03-20-2005 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Swill
"Shark attacks are not uncommon in Australian waters." oOo:

I've been snorkelling about 20 times this summer and it's always in the back of your mind,
my girlfriend is freaked by attacks always being on the news and she got stung badly by
blue-bottles (sea-stingers) two weeks ago so she doesn't want to go near the ocean now.... loney:

Coleman 03-20-2005 10:26 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":a8c18]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill
"Shark attacks are not uncommon in Australian waters." oOo:

I've been snorkelling about 20 times this summer and it's always in the back of your mind,
my girlfriend is freaked by attacks always being on the news and she got stung badly by
blue-bottles (sea-stingers) two weeks ago so she doesn't want to go near the ocean now.... loney:[/quote:a8c18]is she a pool kinda person?

03-20-2005 10:28 PM

all i have to be afraid of is the pollution dumped into lake michigan... I can see it now, "Boy Has Two Penises From Pollution!"

Eight Ace 03-20-2005 10:34 PM

[quote=Coleman]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":bc7c3
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill
"Shark attacks are not uncommon in Australian waters." oOo:

I've been snorkelling about 20 times this summer and it's always in the back of your mind,
my girlfriend is freaked by attacks always being on the news and she got stung badly by
blue-bottles (sea-stingers) two weeks ago so she doesn't want to go near the ocean now.... loney:

is she a pool kinda person?[/quote:bc7c3]
well she is now, most Aussie beaches have a tidal pool so you can swim safely but it's
not much fun, I just got her comfortable with snorkelling and then there was a fatal shark
attack evey other week...looks like hiking will be the go now, all the venomous
snakes and spiders are pussies compared to what might be lurking in teh depths... ed:

Tripper 03-20-2005 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
I wonder how trippar feels about this...

I don't live in Australia. oOo:

you live close enough...

Not really. Ignorance at it's best.

Besides, there are way more shark attacks in Aussie waters....

harpua 03-20-2005 10:53 PM

..been there done that..

Milla 03-20-2005 10:58 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":757fe][quote=Coleman]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":757fe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill
"Shark attacks are not uncommon in Australian waters." oOo:

I've been snorkelling about 20 times this summer and it's always in the back of your mind,
my girlfriend is freaked by attacks always being on the news and she got stung badly by
blue-bottles (sea-stingers) two weeks ago so she doesn't want to go near the ocean now.... loney:

is she a pool kinda person?[/quote:757fe]
well she is now, most Aussie beaches have a tidal pool so you can swim safely but it's
not much fun, I just got her comfortable with snorkelling and then there was a fatal shark
attack evey other week...looks like hiking will be the go now, all the venomous
snakes and spiders are pussies compared to what might be lurking in teh depths... ed:[/quote:757fe]
Fuck that, you fuckers have some crazy ass snakes!!!


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