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Unknown_Sniper 04-17-2005 02:10 AM

hahahaha.

philadelphia killing mach 04-17-2005 03:08 AM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":7a65f][quote="Unknown_Sniper":7a65f]youre telling me roughly 10% of the USA is getting head RIGHT now?[/quote:7a65f]
and 0 in canada[/quote:7a65f]

LOL +200

[quote="Jin-Roh":7a65f]
.4% are males doing it to themselves.[/quote:7a65f]

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.

Nyck 04-17-2005 08:27 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":f89ec]

[quote="Jin-Roh":f89ec]
.4% are males doing it to themselves.[/quote:f89ec]

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:f89ec]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:

Stammer 04-17-2005 08:51 AM

[quote=Nyck][quote="philadelphia killing mach":54601]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":54601
.4% are males doing it to themselves.

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:54601]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:[/quote:54601]

Nyck >>> Google >>> How+To+Blow+Self >>> I'm Feeling Lucky >>> JACKPOT!

Bean 2 04-17-2005 09:05 AM

i was able to blow myself a couple of years ago.

philadelphia killing mach 04-17-2005 10:17 AM

[quote=Nyck][quote="philadelphia killing mach":a6666]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":a6666
.4% are males doing it to themselves.

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:a6666]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:[/quote:a6666]


bullshit, any man would if he could, dogs do we would. might as well say you don't jerk off , choir boy.

Nyck 04-17-2005 10:20 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":f53a6][quote=Nyck][quote="philadelphia killing mach":f53a6]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":f53a6
.4% are males doing it to themselves.

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:f53a6]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:[/quote:f53a6]


bullshit, any man would if he could, dogs do we would. might as well say you don't jerk off , choir boy.[/quote:f53a6]

oOo: whatever ya say you closet dicksucker.....

there is a huge fucking difference between beating off and wanting to suck dick. You go ahead and enjoy fat choad in your mouth, Ill stick to rosie palmer and her 5 sisters.

philadelphia killing mach 04-17-2005 10:57 AM

hey, if lying to yourself helps, go ahead brother...........but you know you would.
i said my own dick not another man's dick. what closet horror you have that made you automatically assume homosexual tendencies is beyond my understanding but ........you know you would.

Tripper 04-17-2005 01:47 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":1e9f5]hey, if lying to yourself helps, go ahead brother...........but you know you would.
i said my own dick not another man's dick. what closet horror you have that made you automatically assume homosexual tendencies is beyond my understanding but ........you know you would.[/quote:1e9f5]

When is it normal for a straight man to put a throbbing member in his mouth....? oOo:

Nyck 04-17-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
When is it normal for a straight man to put a throbbing member in his mouth....? oOo:

Exactly..sorry Id rather blow my spooge elsewhere besides in my mouth...kthx!

dr nein 04-17-2005 02:56 PM

Spoken like a true married man, Nyck.

philadelphia killing mach 04-17-2005 03:40 PM

why the fuck would you blow your own juice into your own mouth. i said suck your own dick, not cum in your own mouth.

Nyck 04-17-2005 03:42 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":4def8]why the fuck would you blow your own juice into your own mouth. i said suck your own dick, not cum in your own mouth.[/quote:4def8]

You're just fucking gay....go suck your own dick and stfu already...jesus

I can NOT believe a fucking dude just wrote the sentence

"I said suck your own dick" In talking about themselves.... eek:

philadelphia killing mach 04-17-2005 04:35 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "philadelphia killing mach":4f921
why the fuck would you blow your own juice into your own mouth. i said suck your own dick, not cum in your own mouth.

You're just fucking gay....go suck your own dick and stfu already...jesus

I can NOT believe a fucking dude just wrote the sentence

"I said suck your own dick" In talking about themselves.... eek:[/quote:4f921]

just admit it and deal with your issues later. be a man and bone up, if you will.
you'd suck your own dick if you could, you know you would.

oh shit, just thought of the other possibility..........you've never had your dicked sucked.....too bad son; if you did you'd crack that rib and gnaw yourself for an hour. you know it, kid; you know it.

Pyro 04-17-2005 04:45 PM

No body in Canada gets blowjobs?

And I wouldn't suck my own dick if i could.


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