Roflmao.
"Eat to live..dont live to eat" - G4 Awards show commercial

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -Kilgore

"The Illegal we can do right now; the unconstitutional will take a little longer" - Henry Kissinger

"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government" - George Washington

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

"Kill" - MiscGuy

"It's hard to soar like an eagle when youre working with turkeys"

I thought it was I Have a Dream... not i had a dream...


[quote:d1ff4]I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.[/quote:d1ff4]

"You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago - that little fact makes me a winner, baby." - Al Bundy, Married With Children

Bullshit shovelled. Don't fucking spam pointless images again, Comatose you fuckface. mwah:

"I bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" - Q-tip

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
-Will Rogers

ever wonder where the phrase "bust a nut" come from? I try not to imagine ejaculation as a testical being squashed and liquid coming out, but thats just me..... eek:

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge" A.E

"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." - Thomas Edison

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration." - Thomas Edison

"i Got a Big Dick" - DreadHead also...
"Hasta La Vista, Baby" - Terminator

"hey, you, get into my car!" - Billy Ocean (no, not from Oceans 11/12)