Massage your ass with semen. Then get your gay lover to slide it in slowly next time....If you're too sexually excited, you're both going to play a bit too rough....

do u go numba 2 a lot? if so, eat less fiber and get a padded seat cover.

probably the gayest thread you could ever create..


congratulations.

Do you wear a wallet in your back pocket, sitting on a wallet all day can cause pain...

or else: [url:9f766]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=sciatica[/url:9f766]...

ROFL at this thread.

Hemeroids.

a little ben gay solved the problem, I feel as good as new now ! rock: beer:

yes, well you can't be too careful with your arse...I'd get it looked into.

Sitting down too long in front of the computer...

LOL, I work a full time job, I get 30 minutes at mst somedays on my computer. As for the pain in my beloved ass cheek, it seems to be gone, had a bit of a reappearence last night at work, but left in a matter of minutes, I beleive I am in the clear.

you've been sitting on your arse for a few many days

I concur.

[quote="Short Hand":8f62a]a little ben gay solved the problem, I feel as good as new now ! rock: beer:[/quote:8f62a]
I'm glad little Ben could be of service to you. He used the lube didn't he?