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rdeyes 06-19-2005 11:49 AM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":5517c]
Quote:
Originally Posted by rdeyes
whats black and white and red all over ?
A newspaper rock:[/quote:5517c]

ding ding winnar !!! +1

Vance 06-19-2005 12:21 PM
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

06-19-2005 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.


rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.

KTOG 06-19-2005 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.


rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.

No, the riddle you were looking for is "What's black, white, red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?"

rdeyes 06-19-2005 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.


rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.
i will you give a +1 when i can . prolly in a few hours beer:

Stammer 06-19-2005 01:02 PM
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.

Himmler 06-19-2005 02:45 PM
[quote="$p!k3":daca4]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.[/quote:daca4] annoy:

harpua 06-19-2005 02:48 PM
[quote=Himmler]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "$p!k3":de19a
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.
annoy:[/quote:de19a]

baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.

Stammer 06-19-2005 02:50 PM
LOL, I was expecting no one would like them. I don't acually find them funny I just rememberd last week a senior in my Astronomy class told them to the teacher.

oOo:

SoLiDUS 06-19-2005 02:59 PM
[quote="Short Hand":7926b]What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.[/quote:7926b]

"We really suck, you know that ?" biggrin:

Tripper 06-19-2005 03:13 PM
[quote=harpua]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:
Originally Posted by "$p!k3":9b41c
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.
annoy:
baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.[/quote:9b41c]

This coming from the kid who makes blatantly racist jokes, then gets offended when someone makes an unoffensive Jewish remark. Stfu.

elstatec 06-19-2005 03:16 PM
edit: phantom admin

Vance 06-19-2005 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.
A pilot, you racist fuck.

Swill 06-19-2005 03:46 PM
[quote="$p!k3":259dc]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.[/quote:259dc]
How many letters are in "The Alphabet" ?
11 not 26


beer:

Pyro 06-19-2005 04:16 PM
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?


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