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[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-10-2005 11:28 AM
who was the guy who made a thread several years ago about his friend catching him beating off right when jizzed? was it Buck?

Poseidon 09-10-2005 11:30 AM
Nah it was buck walking in on his mate jacking off in his room.

Short Hand 09-10-2005 12:43 PM
Never been caught... I have ritauls and to many percautions to prevent such a scarring event.

Himmler 09-10-2005 12:52 PM
i wanna fucking whack it right now but my parents are home mad:

Jimmy Paterson 09-10-2005 12:55 PM
ive never been caught almost tho ive came close like 3 times

geRV 09-10-2005 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himmler
i wanna fucking whack it right now but my parents are home mad:
eek:

Go to bedroom, lock bedroom door, load up whacking material of choice, drop pants and whack it. ed:

Milla 09-10-2005 01:12 PM
I dont have a VCR, PC, or dvd player in my bedroom, just a tv, so im stuck doing it in the open which is why i do it when no ones home or just dont do it at all. Plus my gf has dropped my wanking stats so i dont have to do it as much as i use to.

Madmartagen 09-10-2005 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
I dont have a VCR, PC, or dvd player in my bedroom, just a tv, so im stuck doing it in the open which is why i do it when no ones home or just dont do it at all. Plus my gf has dropped my wanking stats so i dont have to do it as much as i use to.
rofl, you spank it in the living room?? fuck that, never let a woman come between you and pulling your pork.

Short Hand 09-10-2005 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
I dont have a VCR, PC, or dvd player in my bedroom, just a tv, so im stuck doing it in the open which is why i do it when no ones home or just dont do it at all. Plus my gf has dropped my wanking stats so i dont have to do it as much as i use to.
rofl, you spank it in the living room?? fuck that, never let a woman come between you and pulling your pork.

Mart: I love you babe.
Chick: WTF !

Nyck 09-10-2005 04:08 PM
My little brother was like 9 when he walked down stairs and was getting a bj.....lucky she was under the covers...I was like did you find it...and she grabbed some shit from the side of the bed and was like YEP RIGHT HERe and came back up...


My dad walked down on me once too when I was like 13 or 14....Victoria Secret Catalog rock:

Himmler 09-10-2005 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himmler
i wanna fucking whack it right now but my parents are home mad:
eek:

Go to bedroom, lock bedroom door, load up whacking material of choice, drop pants and whack it. ed:
happy:

Pyro 09-10-2005 04:18 PM
Never got caught yet.

Sergeant_Scrotum 09-10-2005 05:11 PM
no tv?! just use your imagination! oOo:

09-10-2005 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Never got caught yet.
same. I only do it after everyone is asleep or away.

Pyro 09-10-2005 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Never got caught yet.
same. I only do it after everyone is asleep or away.
bingo, though im fucking aware...like if i hear the ground rattle avbove me i stop andlisten to make sure it aint peeps comin downstairs.


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