It's true.

Thing not to say to a dude:
-"dude...i forgot what size condom i use. i'm kinda busy right now though so can you pull it on me to see if it fits?" oOo:

-"hmm. i'm can't tell the difference between men and women." (dude proceeds to grab another dude's crotch)

-Comatose: nyck, i think you're cute without the goatee.

-Nyck: .... (proceeds to knock coma's lights out.

meh! i tried. they suck lol loney:

You're right. They do suck.

your hair looks cute today

lets rub our cocks together just to see how it feels

Shaun of the Dead? Nah. Let's rent "Dirty Dancing".

I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

"Lets masturbate together"
"Lets compare penis sizes"

excuse me m8, I bet I could get your penis rock hard just
by licking your nipples, my cock is rampant right now btw...

"I frosted my hair. you like?"

Sorry, I didn't mean to put my cock in your mouth.

Varg Vikernes killed someone for that.

i want to ringa-ding your dinga-ling

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8d29d]i want to ringa-ding your dinga-ling[/quote:8d29d]

eek:

Sorry for cumming in your toaster pastry.

Being in a High School Gym class and in a change room full of dudes and one guy says to another.. (might I add being in nothing but boxers) "Dam you got a nice body... Do you work out?".