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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Butterz you suck at telling jokes. The punchline, "It sure as hell wouldnt be a great loss" needs to be at the end, after "it probably isnt an accident." Plus, that joke was funnier when it was Bill Clinton

You suck at life so meh.

Here's a racist one

Why do black people only have nightmares? Cause the last one who had a dream got shot!

Fucking MLK did a 180 in his grave. I think I told that one like a year ago, not sure.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."