i also haven't masturbated in a while because of his presence and it's killing me

Go in the bathroom

I need material and all my stuff is on my PC which is in my room which he happens to be in. plus people will hear me fapping in the bathroom

why wont he take a shower? id be like man, im sorry but you need to shower if you want to stay here ffs.

as a matter of fact, I told him to take a shower, but the sunuva bitch refused to take one.

why? is he retarted? be like man you HAVE to take one or your going to have to find somewhere else to stay.

My cousin has this autistic guy in his dorm, but hes a genius at computer technologies stuff.
Anyway, this kid goes to the bathroom every day, and plays with his shit, just shovelling it around and having little wars ("we need *grunt* reinforcements!!") Then he washes his hands for like 2 hours, using all the soap.

You gotta tell this freeloader that as long as he's staying in your room, he needs to show some respect and wash his ass. Does his g/f enjoy his stink? If so, then perhaps he should move in with her.

Get him hammered and drag him into the shower with his clothes on, pour some soap on him and turn the water on.

I never understood people who repeatidly get kicked out of their house. Just STFU and put up with your parents.

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Obviously.

Throw his ass in the shower.

Get him to jerk you off in payment for letting him stay in your room. Not like hes not done that before anyway so blushes are spared. happy:

LOL. buck, just tell him that if he doesn't take an hour taking a shower, he'll have to go. if he doesn't take the shower, then be strong and do what you have to do.

Im sure he did something to get booted out of his house. He needs to go home and fix the problem. The problem is his not yours. Kick his ass out, tell him to man up and go apoligize for whatever he did. You are being taken advantage of, kick his ass out!!!