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ahahahahah what a triflin bitch

Lmfao...Bitch got what she deserved...then of course she overacted like she got shot with a 12 gauge.

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Originally Posted by Blase

Rofl, most hilarious episode of cops ever was this,

"Cop: We're responding to calls that a man high on crack cocaine is in the area harassing people and allegedly stole a car.

*Cops arrive on scene*

Cop: (To a man waving him down) What seems to be the problem here?
Man: This guy, high off his ass just hit my car then took off!
Cop: Well, let's see if we can find him.

*Not even a second later this guy hits a parked car going like 80mph across the street from the cop, the guy then walks out and he's wearing the baggiest pants, a sideways hat, sunglasses, rings, and a necklace*

Coked Up Junkie: Yo', what's up officer?
Cop: You're under arrest.
C.U.J.: Why you gotta be trippin? Why you gotta be trippin?

*The C.U.J. then takes off running and the police chase him down. The whole time he looks like he has no idea what's going on*"

No, the best one was where they responded to a guy on PCP running around naked in some neighborhood. It was a giant, Michael Clarke Duncan type dude. He was walking down the side walk next to the fence and then all of a sudden turns and punches a hole straight through a wooden fence, then a lady officer sprays him with mase and he grabs her and all the other cops just dive on him even though he's already covered with blood and naked. They end up subduing him with like 12 guys and then the people in the neighborhood start yelling at the cops for hurting him too bad.

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Originally Posted by 1080jibber

if a cop tells you to do something, DO IT!

spank:

She cried like the big cunt that she is.

there are a lot of nasty yard apes i would love to taze around pittsburgh, fat, gorilla, monkey-mouth bitches

i think the cops showed a lot of restraint

this is the kind of behavior that makes the black community look like a bunch of class-less animals...its a shame

on the news last night, there was a story about gang violence here in philly, and some retarded old black woman they called a "community leader" wanted bush to send out the national guard to come take care of the problem...good solution ya moron, that actually sounds like a resolution bush might support

nice thong oOo:

haha, good link

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Originally Posted by Blase

...actually that was ali g.

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Originally Posted by HeadUp

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Bush cant order the use of National Guard troops. Its illegal

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powers_of_the_President_of_the_United_States:b3134]yes he can[/url:b3134]

[quote:00fda]the president may also call into federal service the state units of the National Guard[/quote:00fda]

That means to act at the federal level, such as fight a war. Bush cannot order to use of National Guard troops at the state level, like the woman in Headups post suggested.. Coma FTW oOo: