hahaha i love that pic, and the website was pretty funny too. happy v-day to all.

im blindfolding my wife and feeding her fine and exquisite pastries ive picked up from the local bakery.... rock:

.......

that's code for semen right?

^lool

Happy V-day.

Happy Hallmar... err I mean Valentines Day. biggrin:

The best of the spoof valentines is easily the last.

Got the girlfriend a dozen roses. Came here and posted on gf1, 'cause she doesn't give all the lovin' I need, so I come here.

italian restaurant, roses, then bed then a creampie.

i wish i had a girlfriend to buy flowers for.

Bought her a card, a great dvd and we watched the blair witch project at her place, hahaaa. also watch 'shameless' for coupla hours on tv, 1st time i watched it and its fookin fantastic!

x x x mwah

My g/f missed her university lectures and instead spent the day with me at my house. We were going to go for dinner, but right before the time I made the reservation we ate and then became suprisingly full. So instead I went around to my mates and had a session and got real high. I didn't buy any flowers... cry:

didn't you just post that you're 14?

[quote="dr nein":d4938]didn't you just post that you're 14?[/quote:d4938]


... Ja wohl.

....... rolleyes:

ROFL what a fucking waste of money. 14, "girlfriend" ahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaah oh man, thats a good one.

... k.


Edit: If you really want to start flaming for the age, like I've seen done a couple times before by you guys, then go for it. Show how much incompetence you wield with your head shoved up your ass.