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[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-04-2006 10:29 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":c0449]
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.
"guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face"
I think that was already answered.[/quote:c0449]theres a diff between swalling and swallowing blood..

tomxtr 03-04-2006 10:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whatada
Yes, but he also sang the "I put mah dick in her ear" song.
What, you've never done that? oOo:

Unknown_Sniper 03-04-2006 10:31 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4c5cf][quote="Unknown_Sniper":4c5cf]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.
"guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face"
I think that was already answered.[/quote:4c5cf]theres a diff between swalling and swallowing blood..[/quote:4c5cf]
not to some on this board.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-05-2006 08:30 AM
I was awake all last night thinkin shes gonna come & bite my pean0r off, think I'll call her the ck chomper... I'm quite terrified, she said she loves that movie Kill Bill too eek:

Sirus 03-05-2006 09:26 AM
I call bullshit, shes probably just saying that so you know shes not just there for a good fuck and a ride home

Jimmy Paterson 03-05-2006 09:54 AM
fuck her and move away far away

Simo Häyhä 03-05-2006 10:01 AM
i had sex last night around 3:10am EST

CoMaToSe 03-05-2006 10:11 AM
When are you going to Ibiza? My senior class has a trip there in June.

CoMaToSe 03-05-2006 10:15 AM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":84c4c][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":84c4c][quote="Unknown_Sniper":84c4c]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.
"guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face"
I think that was already answered.[/quote:84c4c]theres a diff between swalling and swallowing blood..[/quote:84c4c]
not to some on this board.[/quote:84c4c]
Akuma....

Fluff, I think your taking it way too seriosuly

Miscguy 03-05-2006 10:18 AM
Yeah, just dont cheat on the bitch. For the security of your cock, only place it in one hoe at a time. Unless shes cool with a threesome. Just never behind her back i guess.

CoMaToSe 03-05-2006 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
Yeah, just dont cheat on the bitch. For the security of your cock, only place it in one hoe at a time. Unless shes cool with a threesome. Just never behind her back i guess.
You probably could have found a better way of wording that.

Miscguy 03-05-2006 10:45 AM
But why... The dual meaning is the best part of it.

CoMaToSe 03-05-2006 10:47 AM
the cloud in your sig is most phallic. I request that your change it, as it offends me oOo: biggrin:

anti 03-05-2006 11:33 AM
fuck her in the butt. last time i checked women don't have teeth in there.

Whatada 03-05-2006 12:00 PM
Punch her teeth out, then cheat on her.


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