-Don't consume caffeine or .

sry but i guess im going to be a dumb ass


: Have oily fish

i have noticed a bit of difference in my ability to remember a shit load of stuff since ive been taking fish oil on a regular basis.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3e5ee]Add to the list

* Eating bananas

* Giving yourself electric shocks

* Swimming in brine[/quote:3e5ee]
ban:

Simple. Play games like SET (http://www.setgame.com/set/index.html), complete Sudokus, read challenging material and do things you would otherwise avoid.

Oh, and masterbate a lot... A LOT.

sloi, i would have thought you could spell "masturbate" correctly annoy:

I suck at Sudoku :(

[quote="Simo Häyhä":62daf]sloi, i would have thought you could spell "masturbate" correctly annoy:[/quote:62daf]

Thanks a lot for pointing it out: now I have to go kill myself, you fuckin' enabler. Actually, fuck it... I'll just masturbate.

SET pwns...Have you played any of the other games? 5 Crowns pwns also, as does xacta and the scrabble-like one...

*Masturbation with eyes closed is absolutely going to make you smarter.

lots of things will make you smarter. Like not doign things that make you dumber such as tons of computer games 24/7 and posting here all the time.

Re: How to become smarter
 

wtf...
i shower with my eyes closed, or most of the times
i also shower nekkid

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5a3c2]lots of things will make you smarter. Like not doign things that make you dumber such as tons of computer games 24/7 and posting here all the time.[/quote:5a3c2]

but video games make your hand-eye coordination better.

[quote=c312]but video games make your hand-eye coordination better.[/quote:927d2]

which makes you better in looking at porn and wanking off at the same time...

as well as other things.

no...only in wanking off and watching porn

it makes your hand eye better but it doesnt make you any smarter.

Fucking librarians with ur eyes closed can make u smarter
but then u miss out on seeing all their big tits and so forth.