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Proteus 07-16-2006 03:58 PM
They never seemed to bother me.

Chronic Diarrhea 07-16-2006 03:59 PM
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fuckers.h
[ig]http://www.ktait.net/other/fuckmosquitos.jpg[/img]
dude, those are hives
nein. i'm highly allergic to misquito bites.
I used to be that way as a kid with fire ant bites. If one bit me on the thumb, my entire hand would swell up. One time when we were at pee-wee football practice in August I got bit about 5 times and had to run to my parents so they could put ointment on me. The rest of the team laughed at me. Then I came back the next day and broke their legs.

Judas 07-16-2006 04:21 PM
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.

Mr.Buttocks 07-16-2006 04:23 PM
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i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.

You're a disgrace!

CoMaToSe 07-16-2006 04:24 PM
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fuckers.h
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/fuckmosquitos.jpg[img]
dude, those are hives
nein. i'm highly allergic to misquito bites.
no offensiveness, but hives can occur as an alergic reaction.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-16-2006 05:05 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ba89e]
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Originally Posted by Judas
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.

You're a disgrace![/quote:ba89e]

Chronic Diarrhea 07-16-2006 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Judas
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-16-2006 05:21 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":91b0c]Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.[/quote:91b0c]

[img]http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4158/e85af.png[/img]

Nyck 07-16-2006 05:27 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":6f730]
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Originally Posted by Judas
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.[/quote:6f730]

Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head

Chronic Diarrhea 07-16-2006 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Judas
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head[/quote:c3717]

+5 points if you splooge in the bag and put it over your head.

Judas 07-16-2006 06:32 PM
[quote=Nyck]
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Originally Posted by Judas
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head[/quote:79b26]dont release it.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-16-2006 06:53 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":530c1][quote=Nyck]
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Originally Posted by Judas
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head[/quote:530c1]

+5 points if you splooge in the bag and put it over your head.[/quote:530c1]

haha beer:

lasagna 07-16-2006 07:02 PM
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fuckers.h
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/fuckmosquitos.jpg[/img]
Jesus, were you in the holocaust or something? oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-16-2006 07:13 PM
either he was in the holocaust, or he is still a teenager [img]http://www.hardwarezone.com/img/forums/styles/hwz/smilies/lick.gif[/img]

Nyck 07-16-2006 07:52 PM
[quote=Judas]
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Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":6a0ca
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Originally Posted by Judas
i got owned by ants once mowing grass ... i was attacked by about 39304830298 of them after running over their home.
Same thing happened to me last year. Thankfully I'm not allergic anymore. Plus I had no shirt on so my succulent breasts were dominated by flying ants.
Im jacking off to that thought right now with a plastic bag over my head
dont release it.[/quote:6a0ca]

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/Insults/dieofwestnile.jpg[/img]


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