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Judas 07-20-2006 03:17 PM
sleeping:

Nyck 07-20-2006 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Judas
sleeping:
go take a david lynch cumshot in the mouth

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 03:40 PM
I love how we says he never makes puns, that someone else must write his headlines. Here's one from IN a title:
[quote:38d11]"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" is the best summer movie of the summer. And, of course, you know it's rated "Aargh!"[/quote:38d11]
[url:38d11]http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/JoelSiegel/story?id=2161463[/url:38d11]
I HAVE CALLED YOUR BLUFF, MUSTACHE MAN!

TGB! 07-20-2006 05:21 PM
KEVIN SMITH is a fucking hack. He made one good movie (CHASING AMY), one ok Comedy (JAY AND SILENT BOB) - and a bunch of other shit movies that are fawned over and fapped to by Internet Marks who dont want to seem uncool for dissing SILENT BOB - but face fact. . .his movies stink. Badly. He had the GEORGE LUCAS touch - great ideas, that are absolutely fucked over by his inability to translate it to the Big Screen.

SIEGEL may be a douche for his outburst, but SMITH is still a POS poser coasting on one movie he made over a decade ago.

strvs 07-20-2006 05:53 PM
[quote="TGB!":8900f]but face fact. . .his movies stink. Badly.[/quote:8900f]
It must be fact, TGB said it.

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 06:03 PM
spike lee is far superior, right, TGB?

Nyck 07-20-2006 06:13 PM
is smiths films have any fault its that he cast ben affleck in too many of them

Gonzo 07-20-2006 06:22 PM
most people say his movies suck cause they dont get the nerdy humour in them. which it great. he said he rather show one of his flicks and have only 10 ten people laugh at any given joke cause they get it and the others dont.

TGB! 07-20-2006 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo
most people say his movies suck cause they dont get the nerdy humour in them. which it great. he said he rather show one of his flicks and have only 10 ten people laugh at any given joke cause they get it and the others dont.
Cop Out on Smiths part. Smith's last couple of movies have made up for what they lack in plot and any real artistic direction, by being one huge WINK at the comic/internet/movie-geek crowd that hes pandering to. Who doesnt "get" Smith's movies - its not like theyre a fucking rubix cube.

Judas 07-20-2006 06:46 PM
[quote=strvs]
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Originally Posted by "TGB!":6bcda
but face fact. . .his movies stink. Badly.
It must be fact, TGB said it.[/quote:6bcda]i dont care much for the flix either.

strvs 07-20-2006 06:50 PM
[quote=Judas]
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Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by "TGB!":a3f50
but face fact. . .his movies stink. Badly.
It must be fact, TGB said it.
i dont care much for the flix either.[/quote:a3f50]
Fair enough.. i'm just pointing out the fact tht TGB likes to treat his opinions like fact.

TGB! 07-20-2006 06:58 PM
Oh shut the fuck up you whining piece of euro-trash. "face facts" is a fucking turn of phrase. . .unclench your sphincter and get off your TGB!-HardOn™.

Stammer 07-20-2006 07:02 PM
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strvs 07-20-2006 07:19 PM
[quote="TGB!":ea54a]Oh shut the fuck up you whining piece of euro-trash. "face facts" is a fucking turn of phrase. . .unclench your sphincter and get off your TGB!-HardOn™.[/quote:ea54a]
euro-trash lol

it's hip to be arguementive

Tripper 07-20-2006 08:05 PM
I enjoy the movies. I'm not trying to be anything I'm not.


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