Whats that whole DefCon thing for then?

That's NORAD.

Fuckin' really scary shit when you think about it. These fuckers are going to any lengths to bring down an airliner. Only a matter of time before they slip through the cracks and pull off an attack.

My guess is they're gonna attack the subway system in NY or Chi-town.

sleeping:


i dont fly ... so fuck it.

WISDOM

Yeah, it wouldnt be to hard to sneak a bomb onto a subway car and blow it and everyone around to pieces.

at least it's not muslims behind it this time.






j/k.

Almost did it in the middle-east today:

[url:85deb]http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1230542,00.html[/url:85deb]

zefrank sums it up perfectly
http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/#

10 SUCK A GOATS BALLS

Glad to see alot of people watch this..pretty good stuff

Terror threat = FOILED

THE REAL TERROR THREAT ON AN AIRPLANE, AVOIDED BY BRITISH INTELLIGENCE.


[img]http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/snakes-on-a-plane.jpg[/img]

I flew from Miami to Atlanta last night. All day I was hearing that security lines were going to be huge, etc. So, I cancel an appointment to get to the airport 3 hours early. I walk right up to the ticket counter. Nobody in front of me in line. I go to the security line. There are four people ahead of me.

Then i had to wait forever for the plane to take off. Storms in Atlanta pushed everything back. I was supposed to get home at 8, but didn't land until around 11.

The only problem that I had was with Baggage Claim. I checked my bag, for the first time in years, so that I didn't have to worry about throwing stuff away. When I got to the Claim area there were probably three or four times as many people as usual. So many bags were coming out that the carousel couldn't handle it. Bags were falling off onto the floor. Then some baggage handler guys came out and started stacking the bags between the various carousels ... which made it even harder to get through the crowd.

Found this quite amusing:

[quote:f54fc]
"Because the plot involved taking liquid explosives aboard planes in carry-ons, passengers at all U.S. and British airports, and those boarding U.S.-bound flights at other international airports, are banned from taking any liquids onto planes."

[img]http://www.xopl.com/blog/embedded/liquidshit.jpg[/img]

Sir, I'm going to have to take this bottle of water away from you since it might be a liquid explosive, and I'm going to have to mix it with all of these other bottles of possibly liquid explosive, and I'm going to have to dump them all in this trash can... together. Nevermind that the plot specifically mentions mixing chemicals and/or nitroglycerin... which explodes if handled too roughly.

I can't fucking believe I'm flying somewhere tomorrow. I might as well just spread my cheeks now.[/quote:f54fc]

http://www.xopl.com/

ahaha morons ed: