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Coleman 08-19-2006 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Word on the street is that Amish people have guns instead of hands - Is this true?
no, but the women do keep guns up their cooters. That's why they wear really baggy dresses.

Tripper 08-19-2006 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Word on the street is that Amish people have guns instead of hands - Is this true?
no, but the women do keep guns up their cooters. That's why they wear really baggy dresses.
The amish are an untrustworthy bunch. I don't trust them. With their guns, and their clothes that aren't typical. Watch out amish, I'm on to you. ed:

Eight Ace 08-19-2006 03:10 PM
typical Amish scenario

Amish boy: "father, may i borrow the buggy tonite?"
Amish dad: "u know the rules son, u can take it but first u must suck my cock."
Amish son starting to suck his dads dick: "..eww, dad thy penis has shit all over it."
Amish dad: "oh yes...sorry son but i forgot, ur sister has already borrowed teh buggy this evening."

fucken nazi amish... annoy:

Arch 08-19-2006 04:37 PM
rofl 8arce :p happy:

KTOG 08-19-2006 11:58 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stammer 08-20-2006 12:25 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":24fa2]typical Amish scenario

Amish boy: "father, may i borrow the buggy tonite?"
Amish dad: "u know the rules son, u can take it but first u must suck my cock."
Amish son starting to suck his dads dick: "..eww, dad thy penis has shit all over it."
Amish dad: "oh yes...sorry son but i forgot, ur sister has already borrowed teh buggy this evening."

fucken nazi amish... annoy:[/quote:24fa2]

FUCKIN NAZIS!

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Tripper 08-20-2006 02:43 AM
rolllllllllllll f

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-20-2006 03:42 PM
The original Lancaster in England is where it's at, I used to have a girlfriend from around there & I didn't understand a damn word she was saying.


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