I call bullshit on all of it. No matter how fucked up one is, they fuckin' know what they're doing while they're doing it.

I remember getting pissed drunk and saying to myself "Self, i know i shouldn't bang this "porker" chick but i'm awfully horny at the present time......i'll deal with it in the morning".

Sucking a cock was never an option.

i was thinkin the same thing ... youre either passed out , roofied , or intoxicated and well aware of wtf youre doing.

[quote="Airborne Butters":d9713]Somehow, everytime I wake up after a party or what have you, I somehow hurt my hand. For example, when I got drunk at my friends house and lost by one cup in beer pong, I proceeded to punch the hell out of a 5 foot wood cut out of a Mexican man, that my friend stole. Now when your drunk, this seems like a good idea, but when you wake up in the morning with your nuckles bruised and looking like a baby bear claw, it sucks.

The weirdest is when I'll wake up with cuts,bruises and weird marks on my hands/wrist. My friend , who's usually sober, is with me all night and can't figure out how I got the marks, but thinks I might have killed someone. Sometimes it's just blood, no cuts on my hands...[/quote:d9713]
man being drunk makes you so much of a cooler person butters

oh sweet. i always wanted to have an exuse to suck a dong. Maybe I will take up heavy drinking now...

Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill
But she'll walk a thunderbird like she's standin still
Shes ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.
Shell do a hundred and forty with the top end floored
Shes my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got

i once drank so much i blacked out..then the next morning i found some girls socks in my sheets....only Allah knows what did or didnt happen that night.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ff143]i once drank so much i blacked out..then the next morning i found some girls socks in my sheets....only Allah knows what did or didnt happen that night.[/quote:ff143]Allah Ackbar!

[quote=Coleman]Allah Ackbar![/quote:5f9bf]
*Allahu Ackbar

[quote="Simo Häyhä":34ed7][quote=Coleman]Allah Ackbar![/quote:34ed7]
*Allahu Ackbar[/quote:34ed7]if you want to get all technical, the Syrians say "Allah Uockbod!"

Yeah.

[quote=Coleman][quote="Simo Häyhä":d0618]*Allahu Ackbar[/quote:d0618]if you want to get all technical, the Syrians say "Allah Uockbod!"[/quote:d0618]
just being courteous loney:

lol drunken blowjobs are always shit

[quote=Coleman][quote="Simo Häyhä":9ee93]*Allahu Ackbar[/quote:9ee93]if you want to get all technical, the Syrians say "Allah Uockbod!"[/quote:9ee93]

loleman