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tony : wop
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you so I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." The devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, I couldn't stay in hot water all day." The devil led him to the next room. Inside was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." Scroll down Scroll down The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!" |
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I'm not sure if I post here enough to actually have earned myself a stereotype yet. But I guess if I did have one, it's that I always 'lol' or 'LOL' at certain jokes.
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if someone doesnt give me a sterotype soon i will cry
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Coma: got head by purto rican baby, know'am sayin?
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coma; why does no one like me
duffy; why does no one like me |
[quote="Doctor Duffy":2ce0c]Coma: got head by purto rican baby, know'am sayin?[/quote:2ce0c]
congratz baby dick |
Rofl, no, it's just whenever you post a thread about one of your great accomplishments youalways start to go into this bullshit slang mode
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