its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you

[quote="White Rabbit":1aec9]its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you[/quote:1aec9]

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Rippers.

[quote="White Rabbit":d017c]its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you[/quote:d017c]



That certainly comes into part of my grand design

get a one way ticket to the states or canada and you can prolly get a job anywhere around here in a major city like NYC, Chicago and LA. you got a degree and your accent will give you an air of sophistication. if immigrants from mexico and vietnam can get jobs over here in orange county, so can you and since you speak english already, youve got an advantage. like others said as well, most chicks here will dig your accent and will prolly pay to keep you in their apartment biggrin:

its a risk, but im sure a guy like you can pull it off. just apply for a visa or green card when you get here and make sure you renew it. immigrants from N Europe have priority over those from S Europe and the 3rd world.

Yeah man, I looooove girls with English accents, I met one off Mexico once and she was so fucking pretty, but she came the next day with fucking cornrolls.... I cant understand why girls do that... (white chick)

Edit: Los Angelo fucking sucks, San Francisco is by far my favorite city in the world, theres so much different "cultures" in every neighborhood, and the streets are wild, I used to stand up in the car as a kid and pretend I was surfing. I used to live there, on that.

come live in my dorm. Miami has the hottest women in the country.

Miami, Ohio?

[quote="Doctor Duffy":b303c]Miami, Ohio?[/quote:b303c]
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nope. Copenhagen, Denmark for the win or any other norwegian country like sweeden.

...I hope you know that sentence is a contradiction? The proper thing would be '...or any other Scandinavian country like Sweden'. rolleyes:

I also hope he's aware that those places are outside the country. Double fail, Lolman annoy:

[quote="White Rabbit":70555]its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you[/quote:70555]

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