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yo momma so stupid, that when she goes to bed, she brings a ruler with her so she can see how long she sleeps
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Your momma is so nasty when your dad and her have phone sex he gets an ear infection.
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your momma is so fat and bad tempered...I gots to take two trains and a bus jus to get on her good side.
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Your momma is so smelly that whenever she passes the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself
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your momma is so dirty, she takes mud baths.
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your mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
your mommas so fat she has her own zip code your dick is so small you piss on your nuts |
your mother is so old she need a wheelchair oOo:
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Your mom's so fat she eats food.
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Your mommas so hot global warming has been directly attributed to her.
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Your mother is so ugly that only duffy wants to make love to her
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your mommas so ugly u should shave her butt and teach her to walk backwards....erm, probably.
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Your mother is so fat that she eats more than a normal person.
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Yer Maw's thighs are so fat, she tried to get into the driver's seat of her car, got stuck, called the emergency services, only to be told that all available emergency service workers had been killed in a race riot.
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Coma is so fat he sucked ma dick
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