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Uhhh, excuse me good sir, but i *AM* Al Gore. Now, although i can understand the pain you must be feeling *without* me as President, i want you to understand, I will still fight for you. I will fight for your daughter and your sister and your mother and yuor brother and your father and your family dog and for your parakeet "Poopie". Hehuckhehe, i used to have a brother named poopie. I will fight for your poopie.
Fellow americans, let us reach an understanding in saying that "I *really* did not have sexual relations with that woman" Hell, i've never even had sex with Tipper, but somehow i have kids. I will fight for my kids. At least, i think they are. ------------------ http://101stairbornemohaa.homestead....t.Albow001.jpg |
I had a nightmare one time that he was stalking me to suck my dick. no one did anyone to stop him. it was scary.
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I was not stalking you. I was fighting for you. In your bushes. With binoculars.
You see, people don't understand the criminal mind, they don't know how it works like i do. I served for Bill Clinton for 8 years, i understand the criminal mind. I will fight to get sleazeballs like me out of your bushes. If you had voted me in, i wouldn't be at your window right now. ------------------ http://101stairbornemohaa.homestead....t.Albow001.jpg |
*picks up tommy gun* *looks out window* *fires a burst of machine gun fire into bushes* FUCK YOU AL.
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*walks outside with a 45. in hand* *walks up to body* *fires a shot into the head* *pisses on body* *goes back inside*
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*reaches up and grabs mike dick while he is pissing* "Prepare to fight for yourself, bitch!"
ROFL ------------------ http://101stairbornemohaa.homestead....t.Albow001.jpg |
*screams SHIIIIIT!!!!* *emptys last six shots into gore* *runs away crying*
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ROFL!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Tears come out of Mad Dog's Eyes*
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*reading off of the forum and thinking "that wasn't just made up it's all true, whats so funny?"*
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I will not be silenced, fellow americans. My name is Al Gore, and i like Penis.
Tipper, she is actually a man Clinton? Let me put it this way. Monica wasn't on the receiving end of the cigar Monica? Castro. How else did they get the cigar? The democratic party? Created to plot the overrthrow of the free world from inside, like a form of communism Albow? A god and almighty ruler of all that is done ------------------ http://101stairbornemohaa.homestead....t.Albow001.jpg |
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
I will not be silenced, fellow americans. My name is Al Gore, and i like Penis. Tipper, she is actually a man Clinton? Let me put it this way. Monica wasn't on the receiving end of the cigar Monica? Castro. How else did they get the cigar? The democratic party? Created to plot the overrthrow of the free world from inside, like a form of communism Albow? A god and almighty ruler of all that is done <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *looking through scope of 30-06 rifle focused on gore's forehead* *fires* ------------------ http://3rd.homestead.com/files/mikecs18.jpg |
*Uses secret ability to warp time just like in the matrix to avoid bullet, runs towards mikecs with open arms*
"Who's your mommy?" And, then you find some way to shoot me and we'll leave it at that. What now? ------------------ http://101stairbornemohaa.homestead....t.Albow001.jpg |
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Wrong.
You get the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR AND A HALF! ------------------ http://101stairbornemohaa.homestead....t.Albow001.jpg |
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