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SoLiDUS 11-29-2002 05:56 AM

2 Weeks: that was my maximum without "exercising"...

Morning woods don't count! biggrin:

SoLiDUS 11-29-2002 05:58 AM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":c251c]That website is one big diatribe. :P Why are you guys looking for ways to stop masturbating? What's the point? Why would you want to stop? If you want to stop, then you should get caught by your grandma or your mom, and that will freak you out enough to stop. Not that this has ever happened to me before. happy:[/quote:c251c]

A diatribe AND a weak joke... mwah:

Sergeant_Scrotum 11-29-2002 06:23 AM

who said anything about wanting to quit?

11-29-2002 07:14 AM

PICTURE OF MASTERBATORE

[img]http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/peeweemugshot.jpg[/img]

like wtf.. they make it sound like were different from the rest of society. i jerk off like 3 times a day.. no biggie. i tried to go for a month without it, but lasted a week.

Zoner 11-29-2002 08:29 AM

Boys, it's natural and healthy. Slap that shit and fuggedaboudit.


Zone

Bazooka_Joe 11-29-2002 11:10 AM

Simple answer? Get a girl who will give it up, no more wacking it. End of discussion!

Sotilas Jane 11-29-2002 12:57 PM

eek: Who needs a girl when you can spank the monkey? eek:

Zoner 11-29-2002 03:23 PM

Oh, you have much to learn young Padawan...


Zone

Zap. USMC 11-29-2002 04:00 PM

lol funny

Tripper 11-29-2002 04:46 PM

So silly....Von, I am disgusted. angel:

Xorcist [USA] 11-29-2002 06:50 PM

and i thought candles were used to masterbate my girlfriend with, huh, where have i been? oh yeah, and when i pull out to finish the job, does that count as masterbating? and another question, why is it that when im not messing around with my chick, im chronically masterbating. its cheaper than taking her out to eat. see you boys in HELL!

mr.miyagi 11-29-2002 07:50 PM

freak: ...don't make fun of my masturbating habit, I'm having sex
with someone I love.

Tripper 11-29-2002 08:17 PM

LOL - That is true...I love myself...So I shall sex myself.


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