ahora, yo no quiero una chica...ellas toman demasiado tiempo y no tengo tiempo dar

You stole my girlfriend!!

Oh nos!! so did guarnere, you bastards!!!!!! cry:

Engaged.

Tot? engaged to the stripper?

Dont be jealous! Go back to work.

[quote="Old Reliable":a5fbc]ahora, yo no quiero una chica...ellas toman demasiado tiempo y no tengo tiempo dar[/quote:a5fbc]

de acuerdo

Yes, engaged to the stripper.


I forsee flaming in my future. biggrin:

Well hell, at least you don't have to worry about paying for a lapdance biggrin:

patty and selma patty and homer!(Simpsons irony!)

I'm watching The Simpsons right now, Bart's comic book... freak: .

At first I thought you were raising your hand, meaning say "Me!" but then I got it, heh

ANyways, yes I have one, unfortuneatly. hake:

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":ff6e8]At first I thought you were raising your hand, meaning say "Me!" but then I got it, heh

ANyways, yes I have one, unfortuneatly. hake:[/quote:ff6e8]i thought it meant he had 5 girlfriends but then i got it

I DID have a girl friend for about 4 months... and I WAS going to the prom with her. But things went sour and she turned into a cunt cry:

No worries, I have another girl in mind, and I think this is a winna ! happy:

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":07da7]I DID have a girl friend for about 4 months... and I WAS going to the prom with her. But things went sour and she turned into a cunt cry:

No worries, I have another girl in mind, and I think this is a winna ! happy:[/quote:07da7]was that the one u posted she was gross!

Indeed Blitz.

She wasn't that bad, that picture just made her looked fucked up... lol.

However, I will be engaging on my next target quite soon... I'll give you fellahs a sit rep. soon happy:

so did you guys, like...hold hands and stuff???? ed:

[quote="Big Jake":6d844] Well hell, at least you don't have to worry about paying for a lapdance biggrin:[/quote:6d844]

So true, last night it was the schoolgirl outfit. evil:

good deal Tot. I remember when you posted about that awhile back...congrats man!!!!!

I ended up briefly going out with my friend's ex, but had to dump her soon after. Couldn't stand the idea of what i was putting my mate through. hake: So, yeah, The Ol' Captain is flying Solo again...

Buckweed wants this really skinny bitch who wears too much makeup.

and you'll be watching from the sidelines wondering why girls dont find you attractive happy:

she thinks hes creepy anyway.

Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?

[quote="Garry Coleman":6ad68]Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?[/quote:6ad68]

LMAO

I think his finger paintings sucked compared to thi other little boy she liked. So she dumped him.

[quote="Garry Coleman":effcc]Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?[/quote:effcc]
sclass has been
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/ownedshark2.jpg[/img]

nice pic and a nice insult, did better than i could ever, altho i think that would work nicely with winters as well

[quote:4cbe7]Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it? [/quote:4cbe7]

ROFL!

You look like Joe.

I don't think so, he looks like this guy I know from baseball games though. I think Joe needs to shave his head again, he looked 1337 with a buzzcut.

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-nein.jpg[/img]

Haha.

Elisha Cuthbert is hot...

[img]http://elisha.primenova.com/jan/elisha042.jpg[/img]

Indeed my friend.

Isn't that the same chick that Jibber is licking?

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":8f81f]Isn't that the same chick that Jibber is licking?[/quote:8f81f]

yeah...the Popular Mechanics for Kids(younger days) and 24 chick.

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-nein.jpg[/img][/quote]

ROFL

[quote="Capt. John Miller":deac0]Indeed my friend.[/quote:deac0]

my canadian queen, any canadians remember popular mechanics for kids tv show

she use to be on it

and i dont look like joe biggrin:

here she is in her younger years
[img]http://www.starletsdatabase.com/pictures/elisha_cuthbert.jpg[/img]

Shes a goddess. If she told me I can fuck her if I killed you Pyro I would. biggrin: